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re: Santa. Democrat or Republican?
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:12 pm to Carolina_Girl
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:12 pm to Carolina_Girl
How's thing's been going with you? Everything going ok?
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:15 pm to TbirdSpur2010
I went to the doctor for a check up at the beginning of November and was put into ICU after they found out my port (port-a-cath that was used to administer chemo in the past) was infected and I was septic. They told me had I waited another week I wouldn't have made it.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:17 pm to Carolina_Girl
Wow, for real? Holy crap that's scary. Glad you're ok
Always worries me a bit when a regular goes awhile without posting after talking about undergoing a medical procedure. Been thinkin' boutcha. Very glad you're doing better!
Always worries me a bit when a regular goes awhile without posting after talking about undergoing a medical procedure. Been thinkin' boutcha. Very glad you're doing better!
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:26 pm to TbirdSpur2010
I expected I would have at least felt worse considering I was near death and all. Damn. Got home about a week ago. They had to do surgery to remove the port and then a month in the hospital of nonstop IV antibiotics. It was scary, eye opening and sort of an awakening, I guess you'd say. I'm so glad to be back!! I missed the laughs of this place.
AND...my damn daughter ELOPED!!!!! She actually got married "by proxy" to a dude in the Air Force who is stationed in Germany that she used to date in high school. Gotta tell Cheese our efforts to get his nephew and my daughter together have been nixed by the insane actions of my daughter. My daughter has yet to see her "husband" yet. She's leaving for Germany in 2 weeks. I am beyond pissed, hurt, sad, disappointed...just...wow. Girl is still wearing a purity ring, will have been married nearly a month before the marriage is even consummated. I keep trying to talk her into an annulment but she is dead set on making this work.
AND...my damn daughter ELOPED!!!!! She actually got married "by proxy" to a dude in the Air Force who is stationed in Germany that she used to date in high school. Gotta tell Cheese our efforts to get his nephew and my daughter together have been nixed by the insane actions of my daughter. My daughter has yet to see her "husband" yet. She's leaving for Germany in 2 weeks. I am beyond pissed, hurt, sad, disappointed...just...wow. Girl is still wearing a purity ring, will have been married nearly a month before the marriage is even consummated. I keep trying to talk her into an annulment but she is dead set on making this work.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:28 pm to GooseSix
I dont think Santa votes. North Pole is not US territory.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:29 pm to Carolina_Girl
Plenty of time for an annulment.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:33 pm to guschamp84
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Plenty of time for an annulment.
That child makes my level of stubbornness look like push over material. There will be no talking her into an annulment and since she's an adult, there's nothing I can do. Wait till I get my hands on "hubby" though. Seriously scummy way of going about things. What happened to asking for permission to marry someone's daughter first?
ETA: And temporarily. Sorry y'all.
This post was edited on 12/22/14 at 6:35 pm
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:34 pm to olddawg26
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No he owns a sweatshop
They work like one month a year and get the other 11 off.
Sounds like a classical government employee.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:35 pm to GooseSix
Santas too smart to be apart of either party because he knows they are just two sides of the same coin
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:38 pm to Carolina_Girl
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my damn daughter ELOPED!!!!! She actually got married "by proxy" to a dude in the Air Force
As an Air Force dude, I disapprove
Keep your eye on that rascal
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:56 pm to TbirdSpur2010
That's the only thing keeping me from flying my arse to Germany and just slapping the shite out of him...the fact that he is in the Air Force and serves this country.
I remember him well from when she dated him in high school..he was always very respectful and he treated her like a queen but why in God's name wouldn't either of them just come to either me or her dad and just tell us what was up? It's not like she's knocked up and had to get married. Guess I'll just have to deal.
Santa brought me a son in law for Christmas.
I remember him well from when she dated him in high school..he was always very respectful and he treated her like a queen but why in God's name wouldn't either of them just come to either me or her dad and just tell us what was up? It's not like she's knocked up and had to get married. Guess I'll just have to deal.
Santa brought me a son in law for Christmas.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 7:33 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Plus, if Elf taught us anything, elves prefer working there over any alternate occupation (RE: Keebler, etc.)
Absolutely. Pay and benefits plus working conditions must be above industry standards.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 8:13 pm to GooseSix
Democrat. Republicans have been dying to get rid if ANWR and destroy Rudolph's habitat for years.
Posted on 12/22/14 at 8:28 pm to TT9
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Downvote me all you want. to Vols&shaft but a democrat no doubt. He cares for those the elite don't care for.
That's a republican trait, or have you not noticed the income gap has only gotten wider with a democrat administration?
You vegan Gump pussy
Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:36 am to GooseSix
Some might say, "Oh, he gives out toys for free so he's clearly a liberal", but it's much deeper than that.
Santa gives toys to GOOD children who EARN the RIGHT to receive toys. He doesn't give toys carte blanche like a liberal would. In many traditions, he also has a companion who travels with him named Krampus, who snatches the bad little children and then devours them later. Once again, not a very open-minded thing to do. Lastly, Santa exploits a race of elves to make his toys in the North Pole FOR FREE. This is basically a form of slavery that everyone turns a blind eye towards. In closing Santa is a staunch free-market Republican; going even further, he is likely a Tea Partier and probably an alcohol with his red, bulbous nose.
Santa gives toys to GOOD children who EARN the RIGHT to receive toys. He doesn't give toys carte blanche like a liberal would. In many traditions, he also has a companion who travels with him named Krampus, who snatches the bad little children and then devours them later. Once again, not a very open-minded thing to do. Lastly, Santa exploits a race of elves to make his toys in the North Pole FOR FREE. This is basically a form of slavery that everyone turns a blind eye towards. In closing Santa is a staunch free-market Republican; going even further, he is likely a Tea Partier and probably an alcohol with his red, bulbous nose.
This post was edited on 12/23/14 at 8:38 am
Posted on 12/23/14 at 1:22 pm to TeLeFaWx
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Democrat. Republicans have been dying to get rid if ANWR and destroy Rudolph's habitat for years.
Rudolph digs the pipeline.
Posted on 12/23/14 at 1:46 pm to crispyUGA
No way Santa is a tea party conservative with his invasive survelliance techniques.
Posted on 12/23/14 at 5:48 pm to GooseSix
hangs out with young elfs all year - what do you think?
Posted on 12/23/14 at 5:49 pm to GooseSix
He's a dirty commie whats what
Posted on 12/24/14 at 12:14 am to olddawg26
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He gives away free shite to people that don't work.
But why does Billy the doctor's kid get an the new iphone and Xbox One and Joey the Hooters' girl's kid get socks and a wiffle bat.
Santa is a Republican for sure.
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Santa exploits a race of elves to make his toys in the North Pole FOR FREE. This is basically a form of slavery that everyone turns a blind eye towards
Weren't the Republicans abolitionists? Dang, that messes this up.
This post was edited on 12/24/14 at 12:16 am
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