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re: Santa. Democrat or Republican?

Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:12 pm to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:12 pm to
How's thing's been going with you? Everything going ok?
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:15 pm to
I went to the doctor for a check up at the beginning of November and was put into ICU after they found out my port (port-a-cath that was used to administer chemo in the past) was infected and I was septic. They told me had I waited another week I wouldn't have made it.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:17 pm to
Wow, for real? Holy crap that's scary. Glad you're ok

Always worries me a bit when a regular goes awhile without posting after talking about undergoing a medical procedure. Been thinkin' boutcha. Very glad you're doing better!
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:26 pm to
I expected I would have at least felt worse considering I was near death and all. Damn. Got home about a week ago. They had to do surgery to remove the port and then a month in the hospital of nonstop IV antibiotics. It was scary, eye opening and sort of an awakening, I guess you'd say. I'm so glad to be back!! I missed the laughs of this place.

AND...my damn daughter ELOPED!!!!! She actually got married "by proxy" to a dude in the Air Force who is stationed in Germany that she used to date in high school. Gotta tell Cheese our efforts to get his nephew and my daughter together have been nixed by the insane actions of my daughter. My daughter has yet to see her "husband" yet. She's leaving for Germany in 2 weeks. I am beyond pissed, hurt, sad, disappointed...just...wow. Girl is still wearing a purity ring, will have been married nearly a month before the marriage is even consummated. I keep trying to talk her into an annulment but she is dead set on making this work.
Posted by guschamp84
St Marks Florida
Member since Dec 2014
718 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:28 pm to
I dont think Santa votes. North Pole is not US territory.
Posted by guschamp84
St Marks Florida
Member since Dec 2014
718 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:29 pm to
Plenty of time for an annulment.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:33 pm to
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Plenty of time for an annulment.


That child makes my level of stubbornness look like push over material. There will be no talking her into an annulment and since she's an adult, there's nothing I can do. Wait till I get my hands on "hubby" though. Seriously scummy way of going about things. What happened to asking for permission to marry someone's daughter first?

ETA: And temporarily. Sorry y'all.
This post was edited on 12/22/14 at 6:35 pm
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:34 pm to
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No he owns a sweatshop


They work like one month a year and get the other 11 off.

Sounds like a classical government employee.
Posted by CarolinaCock
South Carolina
Member since Jun 2012
2606 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:35 pm to
Santas too smart to be apart of either party because he knows they are just two sides of the same coin
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:38 pm to
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my damn daughter ELOPED!!!!! She actually got married "by proxy" to a dude in the Air Force


As an Air Force dude, I disapprove

Keep your eye on that rascal
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 6:56 pm to
That's the only thing keeping me from flying my arse to Germany and just slapping the shite out of him...the fact that he is in the Air Force and serves this country.

I remember him well from when she dated him in high school..he was always very respectful and he treated her like a queen but why in God's name wouldn't either of them just come to either me or her dad and just tell us what was up? It's not like she's knocked up and had to get married. Guess I'll just have to deal.
Santa brought me a son in law for Christmas.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260291 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 7:33 pm to
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Plus, if Elf taught us anything, elves prefer working there over any alternate occupation (RE: Keebler, etc.)


Absolutely. Pay and benefits plus working conditions must be above industry standards.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 8:13 pm to
Democrat. Republicans have been dying to get rid if ANWR and destroy Rudolph's habitat for years.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69902 posts
Posted on 12/22/14 at 8:28 pm to
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Downvote me all you want. to Vols&shaft but a democrat no doubt. He cares for those the elite don't care for.





That's a republican trait, or have you not noticed the income gap has only gotten wider with a democrat administration?


You vegan Gump pussy
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 8:36 am to
Some might say, "Oh, he gives out toys for free so he's clearly a liberal", but it's much deeper than that.

Santa gives toys to GOOD children who EARN the RIGHT to receive toys. He doesn't give toys carte blanche like a liberal would. In many traditions, he also has a companion who travels with him named Krampus, who snatches the bad little children and then devours them later. Once again, not a very open-minded thing to do. Lastly, Santa exploits a race of elves to make his toys in the North Pole FOR FREE. This is basically a form of slavery that everyone turns a blind eye towards. In closing Santa is a staunch free-market Republican; going even further, he is likely a Tea Partier and probably an alcohol with his red, bulbous nose.
This post was edited on 12/23/14 at 8:38 am
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260291 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 1:22 pm to
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Democrat. Republicans have been dying to get rid if ANWR and destroy Rudolph's habitat for years.


Rudolph digs the pipeline.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 1:46 pm to
No way Santa is a tea party conservative with his invasive survelliance techniques.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 5:48 pm to
hangs out with young elfs all year - what do you think?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/23/14 at 5:49 pm to
He's a dirty commie whats what

Posted by Lordofwrath88
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
6857 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 12:14 am to
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He gives away free shite to people that don't work.




But why does Billy the doctor's kid get an the new iphone and Xbox One and Joey the Hooters' girl's kid get socks and a wiffle bat.

Santa is a Republican for sure.


quote:

Santa exploits a race of elves to make his toys in the North Pole FOR FREE. This is basically a form of slavery that everyone turns a blind eye towards



Weren't the Republicans abolitionists? Dang, that messes this up.
This post was edited on 12/24/14 at 12:16 am
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