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re: Road Head, the good the bad the ugly
Posted on 4/19/17 at 4:48 pm to Count Chocula
Posted on 4/19/17 at 4:48 pm to Count Chocula
Lol nothing fapping or I'll feel used.
That was funny cobra lol
Lawyer time. See y'all later
That was funny cobra lol
Lawyer time. See y'all later
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 4:49 pm to Bamagirl15
Good luck with the lawyer
Posted on 4/19/17 at 4:50 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:Saves the pic (on HP's anyway)
What does right clicking do?
Posted on 4/19/17 at 4:57 pm to Cobrasize
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I was just playing that's not her.
this her?
Posted on 4/19/17 at 5:07 pm to Count Chocula
I did not know Oprah surfed?
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Posted on 4/19/17 at 5:11 pm to Cheese Grits
Often wondered, but when I shut off my computer, does the gif keep playing?
Posted on 4/19/17 at 8:00 pm to Count Chocula
Oh good lort count lol. Give me some credit, I'd never wear leggings FFS lol
Posted on 4/19/17 at 8:13 pm to Herman Frisco
The good: everything-it's a blow job. God's gift to men.
The bad: nothing-it's a blow job. God's gift to men.
The ugly: nothing-it's the back of her head while you're getting a blow job. Place palm, grab hair, etc.-another of God's gifts to men.
If there is anything slightly troubling about road head, it might be drippage on your pants when you have to go back to work, into a restaurant, parent-teacher meeting, etc.
The bad: nothing-it's a blow job. God's gift to men.
The ugly: nothing-it's the back of her head while you're getting a blow job. Place palm, grab hair, etc.-another of God's gifts to men.
If there is anything slightly troubling about road head, it might be drippage on your pants when you have to go back to work, into a restaurant, parent-teacher meeting, etc.
This post was edited on 4/19/17 at 8:16 pm
Posted on 4/19/17 at 8:36 pm to Cheese Grits
I once broke up with a girl after 2 years because she had a tendency to treat it like a reward. And only a reward. Screw that, I'm not a dog. It wasn't the only reason I dumped her but it gave me and should give you some insight into exactly what I was dealing with personality-wise.
This post was edited on 4/19/17 at 8:37 pm
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:03 pm to The muffintime
Dang muffin, nobody deserves that! That's sort of where I was going earlier, some women use it. There are some that enjoy sex as a whole as much as men. IMHO, I think people, more so women, don't grasp the importance of it in a relationship. When my late husband was home there was physical contact nearly everyday.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:19 pm to Bamagirl15
Physical contact is very important in a relationship, and not just sex. Little things like random hugs or just a random kiss on the cheek means more than you think. Hell, even sitting next to each other and watching tv together is important. You have to maintain some sort of warmth with each other and not fall into a boring cold routine. The little things are what I miss more than anything else.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 9:31 pm to Cobrasize
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Physical contact is very important in a relationship, and not just sex.
The 3 C's of successful marriages
Checkbook - you have to agree how it works
Children - you have to agree on number and parenting (united front)
Communication - it has to work sat a level mutual to both parties
Posted on 4/19/17 at 10:11 pm to Bamagirl15
quote:I was very open about the reasons why I was breaking up with her. She didn't seem to see anything wrong with using sex as a means of control. I have no doubt that she made me out to be a chauvinistic pig to her girlfriends and that those girlfriends were more than happy to agree that I was a "typical man" who only wanted to get off. The truth was I was happy to not have sex when she was feeling off. Sometimes women (and men) just don't want to have sex. That's fine. But, like I said, I'm not a dog and I won't be controlled that way.
Dang muffin, nobody deserves that! That's sort of where I was going earlier, some women use it. There are some that enjoy sex as a whole as much as men. IMHO, I think people, more so women, don't grasp the importance of it in a relationship. When my late husband was home there was physical contact nearly everyday.
She actually usually had a pretty big appetite for sex, but the only things she wanted to do involved me doing all the work to get her off. I knew where her buttons were and how to push them, but I guess I was too giving for too long because after a while that's all she cared about. Anything that was just for me she'd either just not do or would treat like some kind of fricking chore.
I paid for her fricking life for about two years while I was being emotionally fed off of. She was a frickin emotional vampire. It actually took me a long time to be able to trust another woman. I'm damn glad I had the experience, though, because I gained a sharp eye for the type of women I don't want anything to do with.
All I ask for is give-and-take that balances out over time to be close to equal. The second I hear a woman say something like "you've been so great, I'm gonna suck your inhumanly gigantic schlong because you deserve it" I kick her to the curb. After the BJ obviously.
Posted on 4/20/17 at 11:12 am to Cobrasize
I agree completely, cobra! I was saying similar the other day, someone to give a massage after a long day or dinner together just because it's Tuesday. The older I get the more I'm convinced that physical/sexual is of high importance and keeping it strong is a must. because one might lose desire doesn't mean the other has, people need to keep that in mind. All couples go through the honeymoon phase, it's new, fun, you're learning but routine sets in. If needs aren't being met IMO other aspects will break down, frustration leads to a gap in communication. I've seen it way too many times for it not to hold validity, I've experienced it myself.
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:05 pm to Bamagirl15
Wow....
All I got to say is
All I got to say is
Posted on 4/20/17 at 2:01 pm to The muffintime
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you've been so great, I'm gonna suck your inhumanly gigantic schlong because you deserve it" I kick her to the curb. After the BJ obviously.
I just saw this part lmmfao! Too hilarious!!
I'll remember that on my date tomorrow night. Lol "thanks for the lobster but no bj for you"
Posted on 4/20/17 at 2:49 pm to The muffintime
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The second I hear a woman say something like "you've been so great, I'm gonna suck your inhumanly gigantic schlong because you deserve it" I kick her to the curb. After the BJ obviously.
Posted on 4/20/17 at 3:15 pm to Herman Frisco
It's more of an ego trip than anything else... I had an ex that LOVED to do that shite.. She got off from that shite... I enjoyed it but I was too chickenshit to really get off and give her my throat yogurt... Afraid of getting into an accident..
Posted on 4/20/17 at 6:39 pm to Commander Data
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I was driving back from Georgia on a back road and gave this a go. Got pulled over in the process and given a speeding ticket. The cop didn't catch it or didn't say anything about though. I think it's better to wait till you get home unless you are still young.
Did the other guy at least pay half the ticket?
Posted on 4/20/17 at 6:42 pm to Herman Frisco
Got some driving through Northern Italy on vaca and after leaving a Lynryd Skynyrd concert.
There was no bad or ugly in my experience
There was no bad or ugly in my experience
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