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repurposed fencing nails, one repurposed an inch deep in my foot because I'm a dumbass
Posted on 5/21/23 at 10:05 am
Posted on 5/21/23 at 10:05 am
into muscle, not bone, so here's the timeline:
- you start remembering and ranking the times in your life you were in pain the most - this nail into the muscle of your foot is top ten
- before I did anything else I soaked my foot in vinegar for 20 minutes for no other reason than the bucket was sitting there next to a jug of vinegar - good idea? bad? don't know
- limped into the pharmacy and they shot me up with Tentis whatever, a shot I'd had back in 2007 after being bit by a baby squirrel, because I was a dumbass back then too
- alcohol and triple antibiotic ointment applied to the wound when I got home, the other kind of alcohol too, applied from a wine and beer glass, and took a nap later on after my entire bottom leg throbbed for 3 hours
- woke up, I've been fine ever since - haven't given a shite about it since
- you start remembering and ranking the times in your life you were in pain the most - this nail into the muscle of your foot is top ten
- before I did anything else I soaked my foot in vinegar for 20 minutes for no other reason than the bucket was sitting there next to a jug of vinegar - good idea? bad? don't know
- limped into the pharmacy and they shot me up with Tentis whatever, a shot I'd had back in 2007 after being bit by a baby squirrel, because I was a dumbass back then too
- alcohol and triple antibiotic ointment applied to the wound when I got home, the other kind of alcohol too, applied from a wine and beer glass, and took a nap later on after my entire bottom leg throbbed for 3 hours
- woke up, I've been fine ever since - haven't given a shite about it since
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Posted on 5/21/23 at 10:10 am to Harry Rex Vonner
moral of the story....
if it had gone into bone, it would have been worse
another moral of the story...
don't step on nails
if it had gone into bone, it would have been worse
another moral of the story...
don't step on nails
Posted on 5/21/23 at 10:17 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 5/21/23 at 10:23 am to SRV
love you brother
Posted on 5/21/23 at 10:25 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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love you brother
Love you too, buddy
Posted on 5/21/23 at 10:51 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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I'm a dumbass
Posted on 5/21/23 at 11:21 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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if it had gone into bone, it would have been worse
Posted on 5/21/23 at 11:25 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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you start remembering and ranking the times in your life you were in pain the most
Destroyed my left ankle in my early 20s. Went to the bathroom at the hospital and just let my toes barely touch the ground to balance. Pain shot up my entire leg and let out a girl like squeal. Nurses came flying in while I was still holding my dick.
Tore my quad muscle severely once. Most pain I've ever been in. I was trying to go down the hall on crutches to goto after hours. It felt like someone was ripping it more and more with each breath.
Then of course the ruptured Achilles is no fricking joke. After surgery when the nerve blocker wore off I was popping percocet like they were m&m's.
Posted on 5/21/23 at 11:40 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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into bone
Posted on 5/21/23 at 12:10 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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don't step on nails
Who does this?
Posted on 5/21/23 at 12:17 pm to pioneerbasketball
I stepped on a hidden pitchfork when I was much younger. When through my work boot and my foot as well. Not a pleasant experience.
Posted on 5/21/23 at 12:40 pm to Cheese Grits
Posted on 5/21/23 at 3:01 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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because I'm a dumbass
Posted on 5/21/23 at 9:34 pm to wartiger2004
He has very little self awareness.
Posted on 5/21/23 at 10:35 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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top ten
I’ve had 4,000 lbs of Detroit diesel parked on my right calf. Stretched my knee to another shoe size. That’s my number1.
After that, I just rubbed dirt on it.
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:03 am to TigerLunatik
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:11 am to five_fivesix
you wrote what you wrote, and all I saw was....
Posted on 5/22/23 at 2:19 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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because I'm a dumbass
Said by every man to himself ever
Posted on 5/22/23 at 6:37 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 5/22/23 at 7:39 am to Cheese Grits
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I stepped on a hidden pitchfork when I was much younger
Classic slapstick scenario
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