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“putting in work with the sausage.” (at Louisiana Walmart*)
Posted on 10/23/15 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 10/23/15 at 10:03 pm
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The male security guard says he knocked on the bathroom door several times but the woman did not respond. He then announced he was entering. What he found behind the door of the unlocked stall is something he said will “haunt his dreams forever.” The security guard reports when he entered the stall, Johnson was inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage. He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.”
LINK (sausage?)
(This is obviously not real, but funny as hell I thought on a slow night.)
This post was edited on 10/23/15 at 10:07 pm
Posted on 10/23/15 at 10:09 pm to WonderWartHawg
That sausage was tiger bait.
Posted on 10/23/15 at 10:10 pm to WonderWartHawg
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The security guard reports when he entered the stall, Johnson was inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage. He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.”
This made me horny.
Posted on 10/23/15 at 10:18 pm to WonderWartHawg
Sistah just getting her pork on!
Posted on 10/23/15 at 11:34 pm to WonderWartHawg
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She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going
I lol'd so hard at this.
Posted on 10/23/15 at 11:40 pm to hawgfaninc
The woman in this pic:
Reminds me of a more tanned version of this woman:
Reminds me of a more tanned version of this woman:
Posted on 10/24/15 at 1:51 am to WonderWartHawg
She FROM Louisiana...
Posted on 10/24/15 at 6:33 am to Carolina_Girl
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more tanned
You mean burnt?
Posted on 10/24/15 at 8:49 am to Cheese Grits
I lol'd so hard at that. Good ol' Wanda. I miss "In Living Color"....that show was hilarity defined.
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