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“putting in work with the sausage.” (at Louisiana Walmart*)

Posted on 10/23/15 at 10:03 pm
Posted by WonderWartHawg
Member since Dec 2010
10397 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 10:03 pm
quote:

The male security guard says he knocked on the bathroom door several times but the woman did not respond. He then announced he was entering. What he found behind the door of the unlocked stall is something he said will “haunt his dreams forever.” The security guard reports when he entered the stall, Johnson was inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage. He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.”


LINK (sausage?)

(This is obviously not real, but funny as hell I thought on a slow night.)
This post was edited on 10/23/15 at 10:07 pm
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15287 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 10:09 pm to
That sausage was tiger bait.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 10/23/15 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

The security guard reports when he entered the stall, Johnson was inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage. He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.”


This made me horny.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 10:18 pm to
Sistah just getting her pork on!

Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
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Posted on 10/23/15 at 11:34 pm to


Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 10/23/15 at 11:34 pm to
quote:

She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going


I lol'd so hard at this.
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 11:38 pm to
tGOAT BET welcher
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 11:40 pm to
The woman in this pic:



Reminds me of a more tanned version of this woman:

Posted by Sancho Panza
La Habaña, Cuba
Member since Sep 2014
8161 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 1:51 am to
She FROM Louisiana...
Posted by icwiener
Member since Oct 2015
626 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 6:33 am to
quote:

more tanned




You mean burnt?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 6:37 am to
#SausageLinksMatter
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
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54617 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 7:16 am to
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 8:49 am to
I lol'd so hard at that. Good ol' Wanda. I miss "In Living Color"....that show was hilarity defined.
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
4208 posts
Posted on 10/24/15 at 3:47 pm to
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