re: Post your favorite movie quotes

Posted by Patton

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Member since Apr 2011

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Posted on 2/26/14 at 3:48 pm to TreyAnastasio

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Rocco: frickin'- What the frickin'. frick. Who the frick fricked this fricking... How did you two fricking fricks... [shouts]
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

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He left me his c-c-c... He left me his c-c-c... Oh, he fricking gave me this. frick! arse!

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They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so the fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.

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Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius.

Connor: What the frick were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?

Posted by Prof

Member since Jun 2013

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Posted on 2/26/14 at 4:05 pm to Patton

Evil Dead

quote:
Ash: Well we just crossed the Tennessee border...

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Army of Darkness

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Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

This post was edited on 2/26/14 at 4:06 pm

Posted by Damn Good Dawg

Member since Feb 2011

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Posted on 2/26/14 at 4:26 pm to cokebottleag

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Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: The point, Lance Corporal: we're supposed to be a recon unit of pure warrior spirit. We're out here, 40 klicks in enemy lines, and this man of God here, he's a frickin' POG. In fact, he's an officer POG. That's one more layer of bureaucracy and unnecessary logistics, one more a-hole we need to supply MREs and baby wipes for. And worst of all, worst of all, the motherfricker doesn't even carry a weapon. When push comes to shove even Rolling Stone picks up a gun but this frickin' shill of God, he can't cover a sector, he'll never hump ammo or Claymores. This is a frickin' war and we're here as warriors, so on top of everything else that's expected of us do we really need to drag him along and indulge in this make-believe bullshite?
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Oh, no. Now not only do we have to worry about all the Charms you've eaten, but now Brad's just pissed off God.

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Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Gentlemen, we just seized an airfield. That was pretty fricking ninja.

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Cpl. Ray Person: Look at this shite, how come we can't ever invade a cool country, like chicks in bikinis, you know, how come counties like that don't ever need Marines, I'll tell you why, it's lack of pussy that fricks countries up, lack of pussy is the root fricking cause of all global instability, if more hajis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over and frick em up like this, cause a nutbusting haji, is a happy haji.

Posted by wadewilson

Member since Sep 2009

36552 posts

Posted on 2/26/14 at 4:38 pm to Damn Good Dawg

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Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Lieutenant... have you gotten any word?
Lt. Nathaniel Fick: I only get what's passed on to me from Godfather, and the only word he gets is from the BBC. If we're lucky, Saddam will back down, let the inspectors in, and we can go home. The important thing is we are doing our jobs by being here. All of you should be proud.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Sir, that's not the word I was asking about. I was... we wanted to know if you knew anything about J-Lo being killed.
Lt. Nathaniel Fick: [pause] Ray, the battalion commander offered no sitrep as to J-Lo's status.

Loved Generation Kill.

3 ...

Posted by Damn Good Dawg

Member since Feb 2011

47325 posts

Posted on 2/26/14 at 4:41 pm to wadewilson

One of if not my favorite show ever made. Thinking about watching it from the begging again after I watched a youtube of the fight on the bridge scene last night

Posted by wadewilson

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Posted on 2/26/14 at 5:00 pm to Damn Good Dawg

You read the book?

Posted by Damn Good Dawg

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Posted on 2/26/14 at 5:00 pm to wadewilson

I haven't, I am assuming it's pretty awesome?

Posted by wadewilson

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Posted on 2/26/14 at 5:12 pm to Damn Good Dawg

Yeah, both books are great.

Generation Kill by Evan Wright
One Bullet Away by Nathaniel Fick

ETA: They're different perspectives, certainly. Fick, while he obviously wasn't fond of some of his colleagues, didn't turn them into the caricatures Wright did.

This post was edited on 2/26/14 at 5:16 pm

Posted by InfantryDawg

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Posted on 2/26/14 at 5:33 pm to cokebottleag

"it take tobacco stains out?"

Posted by bamabenny

Member since Nov 2009

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Posted on 2/26/14 at 5:38 pm to cokebottleag

Sweep the leg.

Posted by Damn Good Dawg

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Posted on 2/26/14 at 5:55 pm to wadewilson

So would you recommend the Fick one? I can imagine they have some shite to say about some of the characters but the way you describe it makes me wanna read Fick's more.

Also, is Fick the Rolling Stone writer?

Posted by wadewilson

Member since Sep 2009

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Posted on 2/26/14 at 6:35 pm to Damn Good Dawg

No, Fick is the Lt. Wright is the Rolling Stone reporter. Just know than in Fick's view, you'll be reading a tactical description of the early days of the invasion from a 24 year old recent Harvard grad who decided to go play war for a few years. He's in charge of 20 men, and they're tearing arse across Iraq, behind enemy lines, in Humvees with no armor.

In Wright's book, you'll see the war from Iceman, Ray, and Wright's pov, and they all had a pretty shitty attitude by the end.

I would read both. You'll learn a lot about the early invasion of Iraq, and why it's still a festering pile of shite, 11 years later.