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re: Popping the Question
Posted on 12/25/13 at 9:44 am to TemperdTiger
Posted on 12/25/13 at 9:44 am to TemperdTiger
Well if she swallows it, then just get her drunk, PIIHB, let the ring slip on his dick, and just use trick's story above to propose.
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Posted on 12/25/13 at 9:52 am to deltaland
The ring comes full circle.. That would he an awesome Jared commercial.
Posted on 12/25/13 at 10:55 am to Hardy_Har
In other news, my mom apparently is always nagging my dad about needing an extra hand with laundry, dishes, etc. so he bought her a plastic hand for Christmas 
Posted on 12/25/13 at 11:02 am to deltaland
I gather this will not end well for him. Has he prepared his anus for her new hand? 
Posted on 12/25/13 at 11:28 am to aslavey
She laughed about it
He made it up by giving her a good bit of money to go on a guilt free shopping spree.
He made it up by giving her a good bit of money to go on a guilt free shopping spree.
Posted on 12/25/13 at 12:25 pm to deltaland
You should still give him a jar of Vaseline to ease the pain.
Posted on 12/26/13 at 11:00 am to deltaland
i have another idea but im not sure if its good
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