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Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:16 am to Agforlife
quote:Well I'm just gonna have to go back to my roots and shoot you
Nah I prefer slashing weapons, couple of blades removed from a disposal razor melted into a toothbrush handle is my weapon of choice
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:18 am to Agforlife
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:34 am to MontyFranklyn
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Well I'm just gonna have to go back to my roots and shoot you
don't miss
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:43 am to Agforlife
All this talk of violence kinda turns me on. 
(ginger alert..would explain the above)
(ginger alert..would explain the above)
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:45 am to Agforlife
quote:Like my boy Omar said, "even if I miss, I can't miss."
don't miss
Posted on 10/14/15 at 10:54 am to MontyFranklyn
Ah a shotgun aficionado, good choice. I am a big enough target that Barney Fife could hit me, but those first few steps, baw.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 12:15 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I am shocked! There was nothing about this in the Penthouse Forum!
Posted on 10/14/15 at 12:16 pm to Agforlife
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couple of blades removed from a disposal razor melted into a toothbrush handle is my weapon of choice
I remember my stint in the Pen.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 2:57 pm to Hardy_Har
True. Back around 82 when I was 12, my two brothers and I and would go to the spare room on a Saturady night and our parents thought we were watching Solid Gold.
But instead, we were feverishly trying to adjust the cable box to get a glimpse of a titty or snatch on Playboy Channel. If could straighten the scrambled lines enough to see for 3-4 seconds a titty shot or some love making action it was spike th ball and high five time.
But instead, we were feverishly trying to adjust the cable box to get a glimpse of a titty or snatch on Playboy Channel. If could straighten the scrambled lines enough to see for 3-4 seconds a titty shot or some love making action it was spike th ball and high five time.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 4:16 pm to Dick Leverage
The shite kids had to do back in the day to rub one out...jeez we had it hard.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 4:18 pm to Dick Leverage
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But instead, we were feverishly trying to adjust the cable box to get a glimpse of a titty or snatch on Playboy Channel. If could straighten the scrambled lines enough to see for 3-4 seconds a titty shot or some love making action it was spike th ball and high five time.
That was back in the day when they scrambled the channels. You could effectively cancel the scrambling signal with aluminum foil wrapped around the cable. Once you hit the sweet spot with the right location and right amount of foil, you could get a pretty clean signal of anything that was coming down the line.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 4:32 pm to Allyn McKeen
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That was back in the day when they scrambled the channels. You could effectively cancel the scrambling signal with aluminum foil wrapped around the cable. Once you hit the sweet spot with the right location and right amount of foil, you could get a pretty clean signal of anything that was coming down the line.
That or the change the channel method, every time you'd change you'd get an unscrambled pic for a brief time
Posted on 10/15/15 at 4:45 pm to Agforlife
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That or the change the channel method, every time you'd change you'd get an unscrambled pic for a brief time
That probably had some addictive properties similar to gambling. There probably was an extra high from hitting "pay dirt" on an irregular basis.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:14 pm to Allyn McKeen
There was some addictive properties. We would work our arse for 30 minutes for 10 seconds of action. But on a good night it was a good 5 minutes or more of continuous action of only semi scrambled screen.
The torture was when you could hear all the oohs and ahhs and nasty talk but couldn't see a damn thing. That's when we would start getting pissed off at the TV and the box.
The torture was when you could hear all the oohs and ahhs and nasty talk but couldn't see a damn thing. That's when we would start getting pissed off at the TV and the box.
Posted on 10/16/15 at 2:49 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Penthouse with the letters to that Holland gal was always better anyways.
Playboy is hoping to dominate the GQ type market for men.
Playboy is hoping to dominate the GQ type market for men.
Posted on 10/16/15 at 6:01 pm to Vols&Shaft83
A sad day 
Posted on 10/17/15 at 10:52 am to Pavoloco83
There was a house about a block up and over from mine. This guy would come to visit his grandfather every summer.
Grandpa had porn for days in the room over the garage. We must have looked through 10 years worth of Playboy and Penthouse up in that room. He also had some catalogs from Frederick's of Hollywood.
1970's were the mesozoic age for porn compared to now.
Grandpa had porn for days in the room over the garage. We must have looked through 10 years worth of Playboy and Penthouse up in that room. He also had some catalogs from Frederick's of Hollywood.
1970's were the mesozoic age for porn compared to now.
Posted on 10/17/15 at 11:23 am to makersmark1
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1970's were the mesozoic age for porn compared to now
Yep. Twats had hair back then. You can thank online porn for the pelvic stylings of today. Landing strip... hitler stache, hearts, moons, clovers, and the oh so popular bare beave.
Posted on 10/18/15 at 9:14 am to Pavoloco83
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The shite kids had to do back in the day to rub one out...jeez we had it hard.
You young whippersnappers, back in my day all we had was cave paintings.
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