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Posted on 4/12/17 at 5:36 pm to Bamagirl15
Posted on 4/12/17 at 5:36 pm to Bamagirl15
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My old rear wouldn't know how to react with a wild night lol. I'm hoping to find out soon though haha
Just make sure he has teefs.
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Posted on 4/12/17 at 5:37 pm to Bamagirl15
I'm 41 and I swear the hangovers have gotten so much worse I just turned 41 in January and I still can't believe I lived this long
I just turned 41 in January and I still can't believe I lived this long 
Posted on 4/12/17 at 6:08 pm to Cobrasize
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Where in the world can I find local honey?
Needs to be within say 25 mile radius so bees pollinate the local area
Should be raw and unprocessed and if it looks gross with twigs and stuff, that is not a bad thing
I have at least 3 sources
1) neighborhood kid - family were a lll farmers and this is his side gig.
2) Hippie guy (who also makes beer and wine, which is a plus)
3) Respectable friend who was a sheriff and just did bees on the side
(the last one has all the stuff to go full force - centrifuge and pasteurization - but I get it from him before he does all that stuff for regional sales)
All 3 really like what they do and seem pretty into the whole bee thing. If you have the time, good to set a spell and learn more about bees that you knew.
Posted on 4/12/17 at 6:09 pm to Cobrasize
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Now it's time to drink a little and figure out my eating situation
You know you can drink without eating too.
Posted on 4/12/17 at 6:19 pm to Cheese Grits
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You know you can drink without eating too.
I did that last night. At 3am I woke up to take the dogs out and I was buzzed and half asleep. I forgot I had put a chair out back and I ran all over it. It was an ugly situation
Posted on 4/12/17 at 6:34 pm to Cobrasize
My go to food when drinking is pasta. Its hard to mess that up
Posted on 4/12/17 at 7:09 pm to Bamagirl15
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I don't care about penus size
Because not all poor folks can afford Viagra, god found a solution.
Posted on 4/12/17 at 7:10 pm to Alahunter
My cooking skills are horrible.
Posted on 4/12/17 at 7:21 pm to Bamagirl15
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If her hoo hoo is like clown car of course it matters
Trying to remember how many decades ago I last heard hoo hoo and I am thinking like the 1950's or 1960's!
Here is a funny cartoon Mash here for cartoon about a young woman who hates spiders.
Enjoy
Posted on 4/12/17 at 7:44 pm to Cheese Grits
Thank God that's over with. Shower and glass of vino
Dern it cheese. I don't need a spider to keep a man up lmao.
I'm going to start calling you spidey lol
Dern it cheese. I don't need a spider to keep a man up lmao.
I'm going to start calling you spidey lol
Posted on 4/12/17 at 7:47 pm to Bamagirl15
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I don't need a spider to keep a man up lmao.
I think spiders would do the opposite for some "men."
Posted on 4/12/17 at 7:50 pm to DownSouthJukin
I have to say, nothing would ruin sex, quite like bringing a spider into the equation
Posted on 4/12/17 at 7:51 pm to Cobrasize
Depends on the size of the spider.
If we're talking tarantula, there's a definite chance of a problem.
I had a roommate in college, who was in mid-coitous, bolt from his room and leave his friend girl in there because a wolf spider was on the wall behind his bed. I had to go kill it with a boot.
And I didn't get the goods for doing it. I should have at least asked for a beej. Damn it.
If we're talking tarantula, there's a definite chance of a problem.
I had a roommate in college, who was in mid-coitous, bolt from his room and leave his friend girl in there because a wolf spider was on the wall behind his bed. I had to go kill it with a boot.
And I didn't get the goods for doing it. I should have at least asked for a beej. Damn it.
This post was edited on 4/12/17 at 7:53 pm
Posted on 4/12/17 at 7:59 pm to DownSouthJukin
I couldn't feel all spicy with those beady eyes staring at me lol
Dern, killin it was worth a slobber, south
Dern, killin it was worth a slobber, south
Posted on 4/12/17 at 8:02 pm to Bamagirl15
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Dern, killin it was worth a slobber, south
I know-I was too much of a gentleman back then to ask. Had I known then what I know now...
This post was edited on 4/12/17 at 8:16 pm
Posted on 4/12/17 at 8:18 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Depends on the size of the spider.
If we're talking tarantula, there's a definite chance of a problem.
Well, as the old guy, you did not frequent sex in Louisiana
Probably no longer going on, but 50 to 150 years ago spider sex was big in the Big Easy.
It went something like this
Naked man placed is hot steamy tub naked as a baby
Booze or drugs administered to relax a bit
Tarantula is tied to a string by woman
String is lowered over mans penis so only hairy tips of spider feet come in contact
Woman works spider like a puppet till man achieves happy ending
Posted on 4/12/17 at 8:22 pm to Bamagirl15
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I'm going to start calling you spidey
So did you like the cartoon in the post above?
How about this one?
Posted on 4/12/17 at 8:34 pm to Cheese Grits
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Naked man placed is hot steamy tub naked as a baby
Booze or drugs administered to relax a bit
Tarantula is tied to a string by woman
String is lowered over mans penis so only hairy tips of spider feet come in contact
Woman works spider like a puppet till man achieves happy ending
I'm not even going to google "spider-sex." That is fricked up whether its true or whether you just made it up.
This post was edited on 4/12/17 at 8:34 pm
Posted on 4/12/17 at 8:42 pm to Cheese Grits
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It went something like this Naked man placed is hot steamy tub naked as a baby Booze or drugs administered to relax a bit Tarantula is tied to a string by woman String is lowered over mans penis so only hairy tips of spider feet come in contact Woman works spider like a puppet till man achieves happy ending
What in the hell is wrong with people?
Posted on 4/12/17 at 8:51 pm to Cobrasize
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What in the hell is wrong with people?
Your great grandparents were far kinkier than you give them credit for?
No internet so you had to make do with what was handy.
Spiders are nerds anyway
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