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re: Pet Peeves while watching an SEC game
Posted on 1/23/13 at 1:21 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
Posted on 1/23/13 at 1:21 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
Is that Vera de Milo off of In Living Color?
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Posted on 1/23/13 at 1:24 pm to HarryBalzack
No, I also make sure they're attractive. Will say I did date a girl that was a football atheist and lets just say we didn't make it through the second game. 
Posted on 1/23/13 at 1:24 pm to boogiewoogie1978
quote:She knows what is going on in the game.
Is that Vera de Milo off of In Living Color?
Posted on 1/23/13 at 1:25 pm to boogiewoogie1978
People calling me on the phone while I'm into a game.
Posted on 1/23/13 at 1:28 pm to boogiewoogie1978
Nothing bothers me more than watching a game with ignorant people who are critical of the players and coaches when they don't have a clue what they are talking about.
It bothers me even more when their UT fans
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It bothers me even more when their UT fans
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People calling me on the phone while I'm into a game.
And this
This post was edited on 1/23/13 at 1:29 pm
Posted on 1/23/13 at 1:30 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Fat arses that take up 3 seats but only buy one.
Posted on 1/23/13 at 1:32 pm to thatguy1892
I don't know who "owns" the seats behind me but they apparently sell them on ebay or craigslist for every game. 50% of the people that buy them are decent enough folks, but the other 50% tend to fall into several categories:
1)"I've never played a down of football above pee wee but I know way more than any coach on the field" - Already been discussed, but good Lord this guy is annoying. Needs to constantly ask "What are you fricking doing?????" *this was a totally appropriate question this season.*
2) Negatiger- this guy complains about everything that happens, good or bad. And his cousin, racist tiger, chimes in with the ridiculous notion that "those people" aren't equipped to play QB.
3) Drunken/vomiting visiting fan - only happens occasionally, but usually in the middle of a really good game....LSU game 2006 comes to mind. Vomit dodging is never fun.
1)"I've never played a down of football above pee wee but I know way more than any coach on the field" - Already been discussed, but good Lord this guy is annoying. Needs to constantly ask "What are you fricking doing?????" *this was a totally appropriate question this season.*
2) Negatiger- this guy complains about everything that happens, good or bad. And his cousin, racist tiger, chimes in with the ridiculous notion that "those people" aren't equipped to play QB.
3) Drunken/vomiting visiting fan - only happens occasionally, but usually in the middle of a really good game....LSU game 2006 comes to mind. Vomit dodging is never fun.
Posted on 1/23/13 at 1:43 pm to thatguy1892
As long as they don't interrupt key moments with stupid questions, ask non-game-related questions during the game, yack on their phone the whole time, or block my view, I don't care if they know a down from a safety.
My mother, for example, will call in the middle of a game to say something like, "Alabama's a good team, aren't they?"
My sister, a Florida grad, feels it her duty to constantly inform everyone in the room of all that Tim Tebow has done and how great their program is and how wonderful their athletic department is, yada, yada, yada. I like to follow up on those statements by asking her to rate their best pass rusher tell me which UF QBs are considered spread, pocket, pro-style, etc.
My wife either goes shopping, cooking, or takes a nap. She admits that she doesn't really understand all that's going on and doesn't really care to know.
I will say this, though. A chick like Suzy Kolber, who is mediocre looking at best (scratch that, I just looked at her pics and reconsidered...she's hot a holy balls), can really, really, really add to her stock by mastering knowledge of the game and being able to hold her own with the guys. For that reason alone, Suzy Kolber can sit on my couch anytime.
My mother, for example, will call in the middle of a game to say something like, "Alabama's a good team, aren't they?"
My sister, a Florida grad, feels it her duty to constantly inform everyone in the room of all that Tim Tebow has done and how great their program is and how wonderful their athletic department is, yada, yada, yada. I like to follow up on those statements by asking her to rate their best pass rusher tell me which UF QBs are considered spread, pocket, pro-style, etc.
My wife either goes shopping, cooking, or takes a nap. She admits that she doesn't really understand all that's going on and doesn't really care to know.
I will say this, though. A chick like Suzy Kolber, who is mediocre looking at best (scratch that, I just looked at her pics and reconsidered...she's hot a holy balls), can really, really, really add to her stock by mastering knowledge of the game and being able to hold her own with the guys. For that reason alone, Suzy Kolber can sit on my couch anytime.
This post was edited on 1/23/13 at 1:47 pm
Posted on 1/23/13 at 1:55 pm to AUCatfish
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3) Drunken/vomiting visiting fan - only happens occasionally, but usually in the middle of a really good game....LSU game 2006 comes to mind. Vomit dodging is never fun.
This happened to me in the same 2008 season. It was the cold arse MSU game and these, I would have to guess, high school kids brought some Capt'n in and were sitting behind us. Well one of the idiots poured the whole pint in with his coke. Beginning of the 4th, he was just sloppy and my father and I were just sitting back talking shite about the kid and how he shouldn't have tried to be a badass by pouring that pint in his coke. We made sure to talk loud enough for him to hear it. Suddenly out of the corner of my eye I see him stand up with the bottle in his hand ready to swing. Well instead of swinging, the kid fell completely off of the stands. (we were in the handicapped section.) I watched that head bounce on the concrete.
Everyone around us was saying to get the event staff up there to help. His friends were trying to say he was fine, and there was no problem. (They didn't want to get arrested for underage drinking.) Well too bad for them because the police and event staff showed up and dragged his drunk arse out. That's one reason I don't like drinking during games. One, I want to remember them. Two, I'm not trying to act like a fool. This post was edited on 1/23/13 at 1:57 pm
Posted on 1/23/13 at 1:58 pm to HarryBalzack
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My mother, for example, will call in the middle of a game to say something like, "Alabama's a good team, aren't they?"
YESSSSS!!!! WHAT THE frick MOM?
Posted on 1/23/13 at 2:23 pm to boogiewoogie1978
Home - People calling or texting me during the game. Hate that shite.
At the game - Being told to sit down. Go the frick home and watch it on the couch if you're not gonna stand up and cheer, especially when we're on defense in a close game.
Also, Bama fans are terrible about cheering while we're in the huddle or at the line on offense. STFU and let our QB and OLine call their adjustments.
At the game - Being told to sit down. Go the frick home and watch it on the couch if you're not gonna stand up and cheer, especially when we're on defense in a close game.
Also, Bama fans are terrible about cheering while we're in the huddle or at the line on offense. STFU and let our QB and OLine call their adjustments.
This post was edited on 1/23/13 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 1/23/13 at 4:29 pm to bamabenny
That noise, while moronic on its face, is partly why Bama plays well on the road.
This post was edited on 1/23/13 at 5:57 pm
Posted on 1/23/13 at 4:34 pm to bamabenny
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At the game - Being told to sit down. Go the frick home and watch it on the couch if you're not gonna stand up and cheer, especially when we're on defense in a close game.
I hate this more than anything.
Posted on 1/23/13 at 5:03 pm to Gradual_Stroke
Drunkards dumping drinks on you at the game sucks, too.
Posted on 1/23/13 at 5:23 pm to HarryBalzack
Fans that sit on their hands and don't cheer. If you want a quiet afternoon I suggest the park.
Posted on 1/23/13 at 5:23 pm to boogiewoogie1978
While watching game on television:
- Announcers who show blatant favoritism. (CBS announcers are the worst.)
- Chicks interviewing coaches as they're trying to get to the lockerroom at half time.
At the game:
- Loud, obnoxious, angry drunks. (Happy drunks are fine.)
- Announcers who show blatant favoritism. (CBS announcers are the worst.)
- Chicks interviewing coaches as they're trying to get to the lockerroom at half time.
At the game:
- Loud, obnoxious, angry drunks. (Happy drunks are fine.)
Posted on 1/23/13 at 5:27 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
Rule at my house is chicks need to be topless. Then they am talk all they want
Posted on 1/23/13 at 5:37 pm to Nado Jenkins83
When the Oline opens up a nice hole and the back gains 11 yards and Verne yells "WHOAAAA!!!" like there was just a terrorist attack at the stadium... And when a basketball announcer says "He walked but they didn't call it!"
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