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re: Over/under 1.5 posters on this board waiting/waited until marraige for sex?

Posted on 4/2/15 at 4:20 pm to
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 4:20 pm to
Could be the fact you're a try hard dweeb?

Could be the fact you're a count?

Could be the fact you're a shitty poster?

Could be the fact your shtick is tired?


Just throwing out some ideas here....
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28832 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 4:49 pm to
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What do you have against me? You seem to really attack me more than anyone on this board.


i addresed it on the other topic of christians/atheists. i heart you brosephus. i do find that sometimes you take a contradictory stance on things (we all do) yours just seem to take a stark difference to my own. while i often don't agree with you, you take an intelligent approach and i appreciate that. sometimes you're a little trolly, but a solid poster.

and i absolutely go after stonehog, BPM, and Mizz_Cou infinitely more than you. you just have 2 super quotable moments of "choose your next words wisely" and "i banged my sister's babysitter."
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29178 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:19 pm to
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Could be the fact you're a try hard dweeb?

Could be the fact you're a count?

Could be the fact you're a shitty poster?

Could be the fact your shtick is tired?


Just throwing out some ideas here....



Lauren Mayberry is unattractive.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:23 pm to
I've seen what you look like.


I'd hesitate to throw that phrase out there if I were you. Also, get a better tailor or stop buying suits from express. Possibly do both.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29178 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:27 pm to
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You certainly don't come across as a deist/agnostic.


I think it's easier for you to dislike me if you label me as a militant atheist, but I am most certainly not. I find Bill Maher types vomit inducing. I don't believe the fairy tales in the Koran like Mohamed rode a horse straight to heaven nor do I believe the fairy tales in the Bible like Jesus made a bunch of fish appear. Discussions of morality, and the fact that things lik absolute forgiveness through the divine creator of the universe... those are topics I can discuss as that is the aspect of Christianity that will always be fascinating, compelling and endearing, but there are people on this board that don't believe in evolution and think Eve was made when God ripped out Adam's rib and rubbed some dirt on it. I will belittle those beliefs as I believe they are just as silly as Greek Mythology or the Norse Gods. Sure, I may agree with Bill Maher on certain aspects of religion, but I am not definitely not an atheist.
Posted by CarolinaCock
South Carolina
Member since Jun 2012
2606 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:30 pm to
Man that Bembo was steadfast in waiting until the guy she really wanted was available and she used your arse. You live and you learn
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29178 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:31 pm to
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I've seen what you look like.


I'd hesitate to throw that phrase out there if I were you. Also, get a better tailor or stop buying suits from express. Possibly do both.



I like you. Don't know what Express is but I buy everything from Men's Warehouse. I should maybe look at an upgrade somewhere.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:32 pm to
My wife was the third person I had slept with, but was the first person I had what I would call great sex with.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:33 pm to
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Men's Warehouse



Ah, that's the problem. Wow. I really can't even make fun of you, I just feel sort of bad. Like laughing at a midget.

If you want a slim cut suit, which is what I assume you were going for, try Zenga or Boss.
This post was edited on 4/2/15 at 5:36 pm
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28832 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:36 pm to
Klarvin's married?
This post was edited on 4/2/15 at 5:37 pm
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29178 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:37 pm to
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Ah, that's the problem.


Yeah. I wouldn't disagree. I need a couple nicer suits. Just not a priority at that moment. Maybe when I'm no longer in the field.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:39 pm to
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Klarvin's married?


Three years this June

We're also expecting Klarvin Jr. in August
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29178 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:43 pm to
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Three years this June

We're also expecting Klarvin Jr. in August



Congrats, broski.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:44 pm to
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Three years this June


I know we've had this convo before, but what day, again? It'll be 4 years for Aggiebelle and I June 25th

quote:



We're also expecting Klarvin Jr. in August


Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:47 pm to
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I think it's easier for you to dislike me if you label me as a militant atheist, but I am most certainly not.



I don't dislike you, TeflonAss


quote:

but there are people on this board that don't believe in evolution and think Eve was made when God ripped out Adam's rib and rubbed some dirt on it. I will belittle those beliefs as I believe they are just as silly as Greek Mythology or the Norse Gods.



You're smart enough to know that the majority of Christians on this board believe in evolution. Come on man. I'm agnostic too, I just don't see the need to belittle other people's beliefs, unless they're being a dick about it, or if they're a Scientologist

Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:48 pm to
What about that Nazi dude?
Posted by Roger Klarvin
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Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

I know we've had this convo before, but what day, again? It'll be 4 years for Aggiebelle and I June 25th


June 22nd

My wife says all she remembers about the hotel room that night is the color of the headboard
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:49 pm to
I've realized this board is filled with sheltered Christians and bitter ex-sheltered-Christians. Everyone's either waiting til marriage (OP) or acting like a nun who just escaped the convent and wants to teach the rest of the sisters about the forbidden earthly pleasures. (fawx)

In my AMA, Klarvin tried to insult me by saying my wife had slept with eight men in her life before she married me. Eight. Eight, over a lifetime, is apparently just off the wall whorish. Eight.
Posted by 870Hog
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Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:50 pm to
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Vols&Shaft83
quote:

, I just don't see the need to belittle other people's beliefs, unless they're being a dick about it, or if they're a Scientologist



:notsureifceralorpotato:
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 5:50 pm to
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What about that Nazi dude?




Has he specifically called for the eradication of the Jews?
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