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re: Name 3 things you did as a kid that embarrassed your parents
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:52 pm to DirtyDawg
Posted on 8/4/14 at 1:52 pm to DirtyDawg
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2. In little league baseball I missed a routine grounder and instead of being a man and accepting the mistake I spent 5 minutes rolling around on the ground acting like I got hurt. I got held out of 2 games by my parents for that.
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Posted on 8/4/14 at 8:07 pm to scrooster
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scrooster
I died reading this
Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:35 am to dwgsfrlife7673
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I died reading this
As incredible as it seems ... my life is based on a true story.
Those stories I told in that post those, were word for word factually honest. I'll sign a guarantee to that effect. Hell, I've got more, but I would have to call friends over here to post and verify them as actually having occurred.
My mom would be my first witness. She surfs the net all the time in her 80s.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 6:45 am to diddydirtyAubie
Home Depot was a playground for me. Not sure why they kept bringing me there
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:28 am to diddydirtyAubie
only a couple of things I recall.
1. My brother is a couple years younger than me. We were tight, but still fought like brothers. One day on the school bus we got into it for some stupid reason and I punched him in the nose. I caught him just right and his nose exploded. Blood everywhere...I mean on other kids, bleeding all over. Caused a riot. Had to ride back to school on the bus, brothers nosebleed stopped, but I got a beating over that one. I felt like a dick because I meant to hit him, but not hurt him.
2. We used to play street hockey daily in our neighborhood. We had semi-formal teams between the neighborhood kids. Brother and I would play against other kids. One day this punk arse loud mouth got to running it a little too much and I popped him in the head with a hockey stick. (bitch was running from a fist fight and I reached out and touched someone with a stick.). Anyway...stitches and lots of whiney tears.
My dad was on a biz trip and the hell got raised from the kids parents to my parents. Apologies all around, extra punishments, but surprisingly no arse beating. Dad was pissed he had to apologize for me to the other kids dad. The other dad was actually a good guy, but that kids mother was a TWAT.
1. My brother is a couple years younger than me. We were tight, but still fought like brothers. One day on the school bus we got into it for some stupid reason and I punched him in the nose. I caught him just right and his nose exploded. Blood everywhere...I mean on other kids, bleeding all over. Caused a riot. Had to ride back to school on the bus, brothers nosebleed stopped, but I got a beating over that one. I felt like a dick because I meant to hit him, but not hurt him.
2. We used to play street hockey daily in our neighborhood. We had semi-formal teams between the neighborhood kids. Brother and I would play against other kids. One day this punk arse loud mouth got to running it a little too much and I popped him in the head with a hockey stick. (bitch was running from a fist fight and I reached out and touched someone with a stick.). Anyway...stitches and lots of whiney tears.
My dad was on a biz trip and the hell got raised from the kids parents to my parents. Apologies all around, extra punishments, but surprisingly no arse beating. Dad was pissed he had to apologize for me to the other kids dad. The other dad was actually a good guy, but that kids mother was a TWAT.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:32 am to Reservoir dawg
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Well, I once fell asleep on my bed trying to masturbate, and was awakened when my dad walked in telling me that mom had dinner ready. Caught with my pants down. He knew what I was doing, and I knew he knew what I'd been doing. There was nothing for me to say. Embarrassed is not a strong enough word.
Dude you must be awesome in the sack. You fell asleep fapping? You bored yourself to sleep? Jeeze.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:36 am to Pavoloco83
when I was younger my dad coached my basketball team. i had a horrible problem with being a terrible sport. The worst incident was me getting thrown out of a game for shoving a kid on his way to take free throws. I topped it off by taking the water bottle and dumping it on the court. My dad was livid at me for that and i got cussed out all the way home and then a pretty good beating for it. He also made me write a letter apologizing for my actions.
Other than that I didn't do that much to embarrass them.
Other than that I didn't do that much to embarrass them.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:42 am to CrimsonChin
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I was caught masturbating in fifth grade by my teacher. That was an awkward letter sent home.
Respect. Was Teacher hot?
Posted on 8/5/14 at 8:50 am to diddydirtyAubie
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My parents made me give my spare change (I was going to buy a candy bar with) to a Shriner. When I didn't want to and tried to resist they insisted so I threw it at him.
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I stole a candy bar.
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One time when my parents caught me with a stolen candy bar they made me take it back and apologize. I told the cashier I was not sorry and that damn man with the ugly hat outside had the money for my candy bar.
BTW...YES I did get to pick my switch and no there was not many options. Just 1/2" or larger. All green!
My parents made me give my spare change (I was going to buy a candy bar with) to a Shriner. When I didn't want to and tried to resist they insisted so I threw it at him.
2.
I stole a candy bar.
3.
One time when my parents caught me with a stolen candy bar they made me take it back and apologize. I told the cashier I was not sorry and that damn man with the ugly hat outside had the money for my candy bar.
BTW...YES I did get to pick my switch and no there was not many options. Just 1/2" or larger. All green!
This post was edited on 8/5/14 at 11:27 am
Posted on 8/5/14 at 11:30 am to AirDawg
Thanks in large part to the fact that both my dad and Grandpa were like Grand poo pahs of shriners or something. He also didn't let me ride the go-cart for a while too. 
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