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My Grandpaw got locked up overnight in a Women’s Prison.
Posted on 1/31/24 at 11:02 pm
Posted on 1/31/24 at 11:02 pm
Tutwiler. True story. 1960ish. An ill-timed guard shift change while he was fixing a broken freezer in the kitchen.
He said, ladies one of our dicks is getting sucked tonight.
Grandma hated that story.
He said, ladies one of our dicks is getting sucked tonight.
Grandma hated that story.
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Posted on 2/1/24 at 6:06 am to Angry Wolf
Every man’s dream
Posted on 2/1/24 at 8:51 am to Angry Wolf
This post was edited on 3/12/24 at 10:42 am
Posted on 2/1/24 at 9:24 am to paperwasp
This has the makings of a great country song.
Posted on 2/1/24 at 4:34 pm to OlGrandad
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This has the makings of a great country song.
I’m not entirely sure that David Allan Coe hasn’t actually already written, produced, and recorded a song based on this identical premise?
Posted on 2/1/24 at 7:36 pm to Angry Wolf
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My Grandpaw got locked up overnight in a Women’s Prison.
Too bad it was not your Grandmaw, she would have gotten a licking she would never forget.
Posted on 2/1/24 at 10:35 pm to OlGrandad
"This has the makings of a great country song."
Seriously, me and a friend already wrote that song years ago. It's called " Women's Prison Blues".
Done to the tune of Cash's Folsom Prison Blues, but Junior Browned up a bit.
It's about a guy who dresses up in drag and robs a liquor store, so he can get sent to women's prison.
His plan works and now every time he hears that train, he's afraid they've figured him out and are coming to get him.
We used to play it at some gigs sometimes and would get some laughs. We didn't know we were predicting the real future.
Seriously, me and a friend already wrote that song years ago. It's called " Women's Prison Blues".
Done to the tune of Cash's Folsom Prison Blues, but Junior Browned up a bit.
It's about a guy who dresses up in drag and robs a liquor store, so he can get sent to women's prison.
His plan works and now every time he hears that train, he's afraid they've figured him out and are coming to get him.
We used to play it at some gigs sometimes and would get some laughs. We didn't know we were predicting the real future.
This post was edited on 2/1/24 at 11:08 pm
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