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re: My ex wants to meet up and talk....

Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:03 pm to
Posted by MsGarrison
Steele Town LOL
Member since Nov 2009
22009 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:03 pm to
She doesnt believe in Jesus. She is into hoo-doo/devil worship/witchery.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

She doesnt believe in Jesus. She is into hoo-doo/devil worship/witchery.

Oh, this just keeps getting better!

Better be careful, she'll use some of your hair in a voodoo doll!

I'm seriously starting to think you're fricking with all of us.
Posted by MsGarrison
Steele Town LOL
Member since Nov 2009
22009 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:07 pm to
I SWEAR I AM NOT MAKING THIS shite UP!

She even told me she got one of my pubs. In the beginning she wanted something from my previous ex to make sure she didnt interfere with us.
Posted by MsGarrison
Steele Town LOL
Member since Nov 2009
22009 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:09 pm to
She has all types of shite in her "hoo-doo" room.

Corpse dust- she went into and old abandon cemetery and got remains/dirt out of an open casket.

Dead frogs/beetles/small snakes.

All types of natural oils and other crazy stuff she goes to buy in a local hoo-doo store.

She is weird
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:12 pm to
Please post something that identifies her....I want to stick my dick in this, it has to be the best lay ever.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

She even told me she got one of my pubs.

Stop!

She'll probably make a potion to make it rot and fall off. Definitely don't meet her, she'd slip it into your drink or something.

This cannot possibly be true. Are you running a long troll?
This post was edited on 5/24/14 at 8:13 pm
Posted by MsGarrison
Steele Town LOL
Member since Nov 2009
22009 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:15 pm to
She even threatened to cut it off.

She has my pubs. She said it when we got in an argument then she then return the strain of hair to me and I flushed it. But I know she has more. But from that point forward, I was sure to check the shower and toilet afterwards when i used the bathroom. Always slept with undies on.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

She even threatened to cut it off.


So this chick has to be a goddess in the sack, right? I'm thinking Giselle learned how to frick like a porn star and found your gump hating arse?

How else is any of this worth it?
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28877 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

So this chick has to be a goddess in the sack, right? I'm thinking Giselle learned how to frick like a porn star and found your gump hating arse? How else is any of this worth it?


This was my thought. Crazy? voodoo? Keeps my pubes?

I'm picturing Mia M,, Alexis Texas, Leanna Decker, Pam Anderson, and Elvira all rolled into one sexpot.
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13894 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:44 pm to
I missed this thread.

You should meet with her if you haven't already and hook back up.

It's obvious you want to for some reason, so I suggest you do it at once and stop fricking around.
Posted by MsGarrison
Steele Town LOL
Member since Nov 2009
22009 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:55 pm to
Update: I sent a text confronting her about her rebounds. She denied it right off the bat. Saying, "what are you talking about.." "then told me to call her.."

She was planning on hooking up right after we finished talking tomorrow.


Im not going tomorrow.. frick IT! I am heeding the advice given on here. I come to accept that she is who she is, a tramp/slut/whore/trash..
This post was edited on 5/24/14 at 9:57 pm
Posted by Cobrasize
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2013
49682 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:56 pm to
Wow, almost 30. I was really hoping that you were just young. You must not have any self esteem at all or you just enjoy being a cuckold. If esteem is the problem then I hope you get help, if you are a cuckold then congrats on the achievement.
Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 5/24/14 at 9:56 pm to
The OP doesn't want anyone's advice. He wants drama. Everyone is giving it to him. He is just as fricked up as she is, we're just hearing the story from his angle.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111513 posts
Posted on 5/25/14 at 12:14 am to
quote:

i hit 30 next month
the ex is 36

Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33330 posts
Posted on 5/25/14 at 12:16 am to
If it's a girl you see yourself settling down with then I would give it a shot. Would she make a good mother?
Posted by BamaChick
Terminus
Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 5/25/14 at 1:27 am to
God, just take the crazy bitch to Vegas already and marry her because you are just as batshit as she is.

Do the world a favor and stay together so you won't inflict your craziness on other normal people.
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 5/25/14 at 6:16 am to
Think about the children though... The children.....
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 5/25/14 at 6:34 am to
quote:

Do the world a favor and stay together so you won't inflict your craziness on other normal people.



No they will spawn offspring and contribute to the downfall of the great western empire.

The only logical solution here if to have her make some hoo-doo kool-aid for you and her cult followers and everyone drinks it at the same time while awaiting the mother ship to come scoop ya'll up.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19236 posts
Posted on 5/25/14 at 7:35 am to
quote:

i hit 30 next month

the ex is 36


Your future.

Bat shite crazy.




Posted by SneakySally
Member since Oct 2013
328 posts
Posted on 5/25/14 at 8:16 am to
I think you two are meant for each other.
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