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re: My answering machine joke. It involves Kim Kardashian.

Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:13 am to
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:13 am to
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..."It's Kim Kardashian...she wants to come over and sit on my face."


Ha?
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:16 am to
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This guy and UGA V, are making all the Georgia posters look bad.
Posted by Loathor
Columbia, SC
Member since Jun 2012
2369 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 12:14 pm to
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I believe 20 years ago, my newlywed wife would have given me a hard time about that.


Well... 20 years ago you would have been hoping that a 13 year old girl was coming over to satisfy you... I think a hard time would be the least of your worries.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 12:20 pm to
Haha, you like the taste of Kanye/RayJ/reggie bush/that white bball player/various rappers and sports athletes cock.

Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37605 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 2:57 pm to
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Well the thought of Kim K smothering me with that fat arse of hers is disgusting.


Especially when you consider where it's been and how it's gotta be like cottage cheese in real life sans the air-brushing.
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 3:31 pm to
When your wife divorces you it will more than likely be because of your sense of humor is disgusting/terrible.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51798 posts
Posted on 9/11/14 at 5:04 pm to
that skank couldn't carry my wife's dirty panties
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