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Most difficult "would you rathers" you've ever heard

Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:43 pm
Posted by BallstotheWesleyWall
Swagosphere
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Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:43 pm
Anyone have any good ones?
This post was edited on 7/16/15 at 8:48 pm
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:44 pm to
Huh?
Posted by BallstotheWesleyWall
Swagosphere
Member since Jan 2014
9364 posts
Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:48 pm to
Damn autocorrect. Meant to say "would you rather."
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:50 pm to
Firecracker in mouth / Bear Rape
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:51 pm to
Would you rather get eaten by a wolf and shite off a cliff or eat the arse out of a menstruating skunk?

















Difficult enough?
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
26704 posts
Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:51 pm to
Would you rather be forced to watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it?
Posted by Kodar
Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:52 pm to
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Would you rather be forced to watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it?
Winner.
Posted by BallstotheWesleyWall
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Member since Jan 2014
9364 posts
Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:53 pm to
Nah, skunk without a doubt.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:54 pm to
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Would you rather be forced to watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it?




Ding ding ding we have a winner




Eta Kodar beat me to it
This post was edited on 7/16/15 at 8:56 pm
Posted by BallstotheWesleyWall
Swagosphere
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:56 pm to
Am I watching in person or is it a tape of the same event?
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
26704 posts
Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:57 pm to
In person. And they have the kamasutra.
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30167 posts
Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:57 pm to
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Would you rather be forced to watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it?


How would you do that if one of them is dead?
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
26704 posts
Posted on 7/16/15 at 9:00 pm to
A male relative (brother, uncle, cousin) would be substituted... unless you want to go down the necrophilia route.
Posted by BallstotheWesleyWall
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Posted on 7/16/15 at 9:01 pm to
Oh damn, that wouldn't go well for my dad. He's a 6'3, slightly overweight dude. That's a tough call.
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
26704 posts
Posted on 7/16/15 at 9:06 pm to
A guy at work dropped that bomb on me the other day. I couldn't decide. I would like to think I would become numb to the daily monster mash, but I feel like at some point you just say enough is enough.... no matter the cost
Posted by BallstotheWesleyWall
Swagosphere
Member since Jan 2014
9364 posts
Posted on 7/16/15 at 9:08 pm to
Yeah that is rough. I wouldn't want to meet the sick bastard forcing those options on anyone.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28907 posts
Posted on 7/16/15 at 9:18 pm to
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Would you rather be forced to watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it?


That is the worst thing I've ever read on this site. And I've spent a lot of time on the poliboard.
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
15518 posts
Posted on 7/16/15 at 9:24 pm to
Would you rather eat poop flavored ice cream, or chocolate flavored poop?
Posted by Kodar
Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
4558 posts
Posted on 7/16/15 at 9:33 pm to
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Would you rather eat poop flavored ice cream, or chocolate flavored poop?


While both options suck horrifically, one of these will not be likely to send me to the hospital. It will just taste horrible.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 7/16/15 at 9:41 pm to
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Would you rather be forced to watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it?


Is there a minimum time on the sex? Cum requirement? Condoms allowed?
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