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re: Men of the SECrOT, is your current SO in your spank bank or do you exclude her?
Posted on 3/11/13 at 11:31 pm to MikeHoncho
Posted on 3/11/13 at 11:31 pm to MikeHoncho
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haven't felt like "chasin' the muff around" lately.
Tha frick is wrong with ya, mate?
And, , btw
Posted on 3/11/13 at 11:32 pm to HoLeInOnEr05
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Speaking of... Ive got to get out of this hospital.... I need to fap!
A real man can find a way to fap in anyplace at anytime.
Posted on 3/11/13 at 11:39 pm to MikeHoncho
I'm married and rarely find the need to work my own crank. Sucks for all the sex-less dudes on this board I guess
Posted on 3/11/13 at 11:41 pm to HogKing111
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A real man can find a way to fap in anyplace at anytime.
Posted on 3/11/13 at 11:41 pm to MikeHoncho
You know that's not healthy right?
Posted on 3/11/13 at 11:42 pm to HoLeInOnEr05
Go find a bathroom near a unit. I've never done it cause I'm on the clock, but I'm pretty sure others have because they stay in the bathrooms for like 30 minutes
Posted on 3/11/13 at 11:43 pm to Nortizzle
Any man who takes 30 minutes to yank his pud is doing it wrong.
Posted on 3/11/13 at 11:43 pm to MikeHoncho
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chasin' the muff around
What a great movie
Posted on 3/11/13 at 11:44 pm to Roger Klarvin
I'm sure it aint all they're doing in there
Posted on 3/11/13 at 11:45 pm to Roger Klarvin
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I'm married and rarely find the need to work my own crank. Sucks for all the sex-less dudes on this board I guess
I'm married, but the military keeps the wifey and I living apart/on different shifts a lot
Posted on 3/11/13 at 11:48 pm to TbirdSpur2010
That sucks. My wife definitely goes through "get away from this business" days, but has also been known to jump it 2-3 times a day to make up for it
Posted on 3/11/13 at 11:49 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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What a great movie
"BREAK DOWN!"
Posted on 3/11/13 at 11:58 pm to MikeHoncho
You do know Playgirl is mostly a gay magazine, right Honcho?
Were you thinking about that when you did that spread?
Were you thinking about that when you did that spread?
Posted on 3/12/13 at 12:02 am to Lee County Tiger
I don't mind who looks, they gave me 570 doll hairs for that spread, bro!
Posted on 3/12/13 at 12:04 am to MikeHoncho
You got ripped off by about 230 doll hairs from their normal fee.
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