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Posted on 10/25/15 at 10:39 am
Posted on 10/25/15 at 10:39 am
How can one make a scene out of beating up his own vehicle with a baseball bat in front of his house?
A scene to where people start coming outside to see what's going on
A scene to where people start coming outside to see what's going on
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Posted on 10/25/15 at 10:44 am to The Silverback
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How can one make a scene out of beating up his own vehicle with a baseball bat in front of his house? A scene to where people start coming outside to see what's going on
Noise, cursing, women screaming, cover yourself in your own feces, rebel flags, at least three small explosions, erratic, inappropriate laughter and jokes that make no sense. Avoid gunfire. It will surely shrink the crowd you are trying to draw.
ETA- and titties. Big tittied woman with shirt ripped off. Preferably in some SHORT Daisy Dukes trying to stop you.
This post was edited on 10/25/15 at 10:46 am
Posted on 10/25/15 at 10:54 am to The Silverback
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How can one make a scene out of beating up his own vehicle with a baseball bat in front of his house?
First the water heater, now the vehicle....
What is it with you and beating shite up with a baseball bat?
Posted on 10/25/15 at 11:01 am to Carolina_Girl
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First the water heater, now the vehicle...
At least it isn't other people's stuff...or people.
Posted on 10/25/15 at 11:04 am to p0845330
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First the water heater, now the vehicle...
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At least it isn't other people's stuff...or people.
Yet.......
This post was edited on 10/25/15 at 11:05 am
Posted on 10/25/15 at 11:22 am to Carolina_Girl
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First the water heater, now the vehicle.... What is it with you and beating shite up with a baseball bat?
Sounds like my little brother. He used to tear shite up all the time with bats.
Posted on 10/25/15 at 11:28 am to SmackoverHawg
Posted on 10/25/15 at 11:47 am to The Silverback
Here in Fayetteville we have a street called "Betty Jo." There's a little apartment complex so white trash that it borders on parody. I think some redneck woman runs a daycare out of it, because there's a metric shite ton of broken toddler play equipment in the yard. Or maybe there's honestly two dozen kids in those four apartments, it wouldn't surprise me. Anyway, I see shite like this on the regular out of that complex. People fighting and carrying on right in their front yard, entirely void of shame or self-awareness.
I remember I was jogging around the neighborhood one morning and a woman from this complex was sitting on her step. As I was running by, clearly doing this for exercise, she yells at me and asks if she can bum a smoke.
I remember I was jogging around the neighborhood one morning and a woman from this complex was sitting on her step. As I was running by, clearly doing this for exercise, she yells at me and asks if she can bum a smoke.
Posted on 10/25/15 at 12:44 pm to The Silverback
As someone with a bit of an unstable, to put it mildly,past I can tell you this never works out the way you think it will.
This post was edited on 10/25/15 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 10/25/15 at 1:33 pm to The Silverback
just make sure,that whoever is getting all this on video, is holding their phone the right way.
Posted on 10/25/15 at 2:47 pm to The Silverback
I take it she wasn't receptive to your foot fetish appeal?
Posted on 10/25/15 at 3:28 pm to The Silverback
Here is a how-to video on doing exactly what you described:
LINK
LINK
This post was edited on 10/25/15 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 10/25/15 at 4:53 pm to The Silverback
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A scene to where people start coming outside to see what's going on
Like this?
Posted on 10/25/15 at 8:00 pm to The Silverback
What I teach my knuckleheads in school with severe anger issues is to count to ten in French or German as it makes you think about something else.
I also use imagery a ton. Close your eyes think of your calm spot, real or imagined, and breath. In your nose out your mouth. Get your heart to slow its beat, helping reduce the secretion of the adrenal gland.
I also use imagery a ton. Close your eyes think of your calm spot, real or imagined, and breath. In your nose out your mouth. Get your heart to slow its beat, helping reduce the secretion of the adrenal gland.
Posted on 10/25/15 at 8:48 pm to The Silverback
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How can one make a scene out of beating up his own vehicle with a baseball bat in front of his house?
A scene to where people start coming outside to see what's going on
This is what happens when you feed a stranger in the Alps.
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:22 am to Carolina_Girl
Just looking to expirement lol. I already have some new ideas in mind
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:22 am to Cheese Grits
Ha! I want people to come out and say "what the hell?!" Or "sir! Sir!"
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:23 am to DownSouthJukin
Well I have to find that someone first, but when I do, hopefully she is
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