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re: Life's a bitch, but screw regret and embarrasment

Posted on 1/21/15 at 3:49 pm to
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 3:49 pm to
sombeech drunk
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 3:51 pm to
I like that particular variety. Mark Twain, WC Fields, Steven Wright, Mitch Hedberg.

It's not for everyone. Dane Cook and Seth MacFarlane are very good at what they do.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 3:53 pm to
Dane Cook is the human embodiment of anal cancer.

Your post wasn't even a bit Hedbergian.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15301 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 3:54 pm to
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Remember what happened to the guy who didn't stay focused on the future?


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Nicks in her own words



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We stayed there for almost three months while Lindsey was on the road, and this is right after the Buckingham Nicks record had been dropped. And it was horrifying to Lindsey and I because we had a taste of the big time, we recorded in a big studio, we met famous people, we made what we consider to be a brilliant record and nobody liked it (laughs)


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So during that two months I made a decision to continue. "Landslide" was the decision. [Sings] "When you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills" - it's the only time in my life that I've lived in the snow. But looking up at those Rocky Mountains and going, "Okay, we can do it. I'm sure we can do it." In one of my journal entries, it says, "I took Lindsey and said, 'We're going to the top!'" And that's what we did. Within a year, Mick Fleetwood called us, and we were in Fleetwood Mac making $800 a week apiece (laughs). Washing $100 bills through the laundry. It was hysterical. It was like we were rich overnight.
This post was edited on 1/21/15 at 3:57 pm
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 3:56 pm to
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"You may say I'm a hypocrite but I never said I wasn't."


Those are very similar
This post was edited on 1/21/15 at 3:57 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 1/21/15 at 3:59 pm to
You kids and your modern rap music......
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 4:03 pm to
Apparently this is a Fleetwood Mac behind the music thread now
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 4:41 pm to
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Remember what happened to the guy who didn't stay focused on the future?



They became gcockboi.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37613 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:19 pm to
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Remember what happened to the guy who didn't stay focused on the future?

Some people worry too much what others think. For the life of me I'll never understand what's going on in their heads.

I think we can all plainly see that objectivity doesn't exist.

It's like t-ball, if you're worried about freaking out over the score, then stop keeping score.

You may say I'm a hypocrite but I never said I wasn't.


I write stuff like that mid afternoon when I am drinking scotch on hump day and just walked in from burning a dooby.

My guy just got busted though - I'm screwed for awhile.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:21 pm to
Are you spying on me?
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 7:40 pm to
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Disagree. I do not like cocaine.


Ur not human
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:05 pm to
Do not disagree
Posted by betweenthebara
nowhere
Member since May 2013
6183 posts
Posted on 1/21/15 at 8:10 pm to
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Don't mind Rebelgator, he's been in a bad mood since the Ferguson incident has forced him to cut back on his favorite hobby, shooting innocent black kids.


fricking

And
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 7:38 am to
Be where your feet are, words to live by. Introspection is a beautiful thing that is so devalued by us all. Learn it, do it.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:51 am to
You mentioned the other day something to the tune of " you were untrollable" or couldn't be rustled? I can't remember the exact verbage, but I do beg to differ..
This post was edited on 1/22/15 at 9:54 am
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 10:53 am to
Go on...
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46413 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 10:55 am to
Life's a selfie taken in a bathroom mirror
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 11:21 am to
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Go on...


I cnanged my profile and sig pic to match yours, then posted on TD.. I think you were worried about your E-cred..

Therefore, I'd like for you to give me the due credit of being the only person that got you rustled..
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 11:23 am to
HARDY_HAR'S IDENTITY THEFT SENT A TWINGE OF ANGER UP MY LOINS
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37613 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 11:53 am to
Can't decide whether I've just witnessed extortion or cyber terrorism or both.
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