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re: Let's talk about swamp arse.

Posted on 4/9/14 at 9:00 am to
Posted by dawgsjw
Member since Dec 2012
2114 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 9:00 am to
I notice I get it after taking a shite at work (work w/ no ac).

Also I chafe now on my pee hole. The opening of my pee hole rubs against my boxers and its pretty irritating. Pretty much everytime I walk. I've noticed that the boxers/underwear has seams in teh wrong spots that make your dick rub up against it. Anyone else get this, what do you do about it?
Posted by DisplacedKentuckian
Member since Jan 2013
428 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 9:20 am to
Watch out for severe swamp arse combined with Khaki pants. You aint hidin' that from nobody!
This post was edited on 4/9/14 at 9:40 am
Posted by dafuqusay
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
769 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

Gold Bond is a necessity in the summer.


Do not put the Gold Bond Medicated anywhere near your a-hole for multiple days. DO NOT i repeat. Horrible rash will insue.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Also I chafe now on my pee hole. The opening of my pee hole rubs against my boxers and its pretty irritating. Pretty much everytime I walk. I've noticed that the boxers/underwear has seams in teh wrong spots that make your dick rub up against it. Anyone else get this, what do you do about it?


I got that from some brand of boxers I bought at Sam's. I switched to Ex Oficio or Adidas boxer briefs a few years ago though, and the summer chafing and swamp arse has improved.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36589 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:41 pm to
Compression shorts + gold bound is the only way to go on a long hot gameday.
Posted by Dawggy_Style
Member since Oct 2013
558 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

alligator dick


I still want to know what this is.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 2:43 pm to
More babe pics please.
Posted by InfantryDawg
Valhalla
Member since Oct 2013
1777 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 5:49 pm to
In the summer it gets bad.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:40 pm to
Swamp arse. Alligator dick.

I'm getting such an education on the Rant.
Posted by AmericusDawg
Member since Oct 2012
8577 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:48 pm to
Guilty. We could market swamp arse solutions and make millions off of some arse spray.
Posted by jefffan
Florence- Sumter- Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2013
4971 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 8:51 pm to
I'm in tears from this thread.



Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 4/9/14 at 9:42 pm to


This plus Gold Bond
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