re: Let's hear some good jokes, what ya got?

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!"

Miss Rogers: "All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?"

Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful."

Little Johnny says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".

The kids from the Little Rascals were at school when the teacher says, "Ok class, I want you to pick a word, spell the word and then use it in a sentence."

Darla raises her hand and the teacher calls on her.

Darla: "My word is ugly. U-G-L-Y. Buckwheat is ugly."

Teacher: "Now Darla, that's not very nice. Who's next?"

Buckwheat raises his hand.

Teacher: "Ok, Buckwheat."

Buckwheat: "My word is dictate."

Teacher: "Now that's a nice word, Buckwheat."



Buckwheat: "Dictate. D-I-C-T-A-T-E. Ax Darla how my dictate."

Lone Ranger and Tonto are walking through the desert one day, when Lone Ranger stopped to take a dump.

He ran over to the bushes and squat to take a dump and a rattlesnake bit the head of his pecker. He yell out help me Tonto i got bit by a rattlesnake.

Tonto asked what he can do to help.
Ranger says, "Go back to town and get the doctor."

Tonto runs back to town to talked to the doc and said, "Lone Ranger got bit by a snake, what should I do?"

Doc said, "Suck the poison out of the wound."

Tonto ran back to Lone Ranger to help him.
Lone Ranger asked, "What did the doctor say?"

Tonto looked at Ranger and then down at the snake bite.
Tonto said, "Doc said, Lone Ranger going to die!"

A mushroom walks into a bar. The Bartender looks up and says, "We don't serve your kind here."
To which the mushroom replied, "Why not, I'm a fun guy."