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re: Late night IM thread: Yawn edition

Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:30 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:30 am to
Straight carpet bombing
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:32 am to
Got a question for whoever is up: After sex, I can't get my heart rate to go down. It's been a good 30 minutes and it's still going pretty fast -- is this normal?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:33 am to
Stop snorting coke out of your gf's arse, Wolf of Wall Street
Posted by Mizzeaux
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Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:33 am to
quote:

Got a question for whoever is up: After sex, I can't get my heart rate to go down. It's been a good 30 minutes and it's still going pretty fast -- is this normal?



Not really, dude. You should be sleeping.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:34 am to
quote:

Stop snorting coke out of your gf's arse, Wolf of Wall Street


Ah Jesus, I wish that was the issue.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:35 am to
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Not really, dude. You should be sleeping.


That's what I've been trying to do, but I just can't get it to stop. Figured I'd come here and see if anyone else has the same problem.

I'm 26 if that matters.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:37 am to
See a doctor.

Seriously.
Posted by Mizzeaux
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Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:38 am to
I'm 32. Been banging for years, it hasn't been an issue with me. A Few minutes afterwards, but after everything's cleaned up and I piss, I'm usually good for a nap or sleep.

Maybe hit it again? It couldn't hurt the situation.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:38 am to
quote:

See a doctor.

Seriously.


Think I just might, man. Although I'll probably get the whole: "You're stressed out, you need to chill. Here, have some opiates."
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:40 am to
quote:


Think I just might, man. Although I'll probably get the whole: "You're stressed out, you need to chill. Here, have some opiates."


Yeah, that'd still be better than your heart jackhammering for another hour.

Or, like Mizzeax said, go for another round and (TMI alert) make sure you finish. See what that does.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:45 am to
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Yeah, that'd still be better than your heart jackhammering for another hour.

Or, like Mizzeax said, go for another round and (TMI alert) make sure you finish. See what that does.


Oh stop it, we all know what we do at night.

You guys have been more help than my friends, thank you, gentlemen.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:47 am to
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Oh stop it, we all know what we do at night.


Except I do it in broad daylight. Because work

quote:

You guys have been more help than my friends, thank you, gentlemen.


Good luck
Posted by Mizzeaux
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Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:48 am to
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You guys have been more help than my friends, thank you, gentlemen.



No worries, dude. Remember, rarely does anything bad come from waking her up for another round.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:49 am to
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rarely does anything bad come from waking her up for another round.


Posted by Mizzeaux
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Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:49 am to
Seriously, though. The random bumpery and almost complete lack of addition to a thread carried out by ol' Walt in this last attack is admirable.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 6/19/14 at 1:57 am to
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No worries, dude. Remember, rarely does anything bad come from waking her up for another round.



If she didn't wake up in 2 hours, I probably would try something like that.

All of us can't be like me and not have to go into work until 1 PM.

Jest aside, I love working later in the day.
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