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It's fricked that you can't run a Microwave for 100 seconds

Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:52 pm
Posted by Mark Makr Makek
Austin, TX
Member since Nov 2021
497 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:52 pm
Punch in 100 and the damn thing runs for a minute (60 seconds)!

99: Runs for 99 seconds

100: Runs for 60 seconds

Who designed this shite??
This post was edited on 1/9/24 at 1:52 pm
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
9181 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 1:53 pm to
Posted by Radio One
Town called Malice
Member since Sep 2023
1682 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 5:21 pm to
That is what you get for buying the shoddy stuff made in north Korean forced labor camps

Move up to the quality of Chinese forced labor camp products!
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9245 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 7:40 pm to
I don't like it when someone uses the microwave and they don't clear it when they take their stuff out early. You think they would program them to self clear if it hasn't been used after a few minutes. Oh and don't buy a POS Samsung.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27835 posts
Posted on 1/9/24 at 8:56 pm to
Time cook...1:40
Posted by paperwasp
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23021 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 8:42 am to
quote:

100 -> 60 seconds

99 -> 99 seconds

Strangely, I actually have thought about this fact way too much in the past.

Which means we're fairly similar, Marcel.

And I usually don't care for the French.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 1/10/24 at 1:01 pm to
The tray in my microwave turns at 20 seconds per revolution so I only use it in increments of 20 seconds to insure even cooking and so I pull out the plate in the same position I put it in.

OCD, what?
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 1/10/24 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

I only use it in increments of 20 seconds to insure even cooking

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54621 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

The tray in my microwave turns at 20 seconds per revolution


Did you excel at math and science as a kid?

Back then you would not be viewed as OCD, just major nerd alert material!
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 1/10/24 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

Did you excel at math and science as a kid?


I did until I got to partial DE.
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 1/10/24 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

I got to partial DE


Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 1/10/24 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54621 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 6:49 pm to
Yeah that would be me as a kid except no 4x4, just mules and a plow.
Posted by Purple N Gold Savage
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
29 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 9:15 pm to

Just run the microwave for 1:40 and stop smoking so much weed!
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20238 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 10:27 am to
Easy to get 100 seconds. Run it for 99 seconds and when it beeps run it for one more.
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
5617 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 12:06 pm to
The most annoying things on a microwave are if they
a) don't have an Add 1 minute or add 30 seconds button
b) you have to push "cook time" before you enter the time

I was once spoiled by a one-touch microwave and now I'm back in the annoying dark ages
Posted by Emmanuel Goldstein
Member since Jul 2021
1302 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 1:30 am to
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
23021 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 6:00 am to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54621 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 6:01 am to
Blonde jokes just write themselves
Posted by SRV
Banging in The Rock
Member since Nov 2021
1183 posts
Posted on 1/16/24 at 8:43 am to
quote:

and stop smoking so much weed!


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