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IM wondering if the nightly IM is still a thing
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:50 pm
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:50 pm
Evening people
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Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:51 pm to TotalRebel
I feel this will be a long one tonight.
And evening
And evening
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:51 pm to TotalRebel
It's still a thang
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:53 pm to DirtyDawg
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I feel this will be a long one tonight.
Is it because I started it
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:54 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Deleting the evidence
This post was edited on 7/16/14 at 9:58 pm
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:55 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
It would appear that the mystery down voter has returned.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:55 pm to DirtyDawg
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I feel this will be a long one tonight.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:55 pm to TotalRebel
Evenin' all.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:56 pm to KSGamecock
Evidence deleted
This post was edited on 7/16/14 at 9:58 pm
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:56 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Evenin' all.
Hey.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:57 pm to TotalRebel
Evening everyone.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:57 pm to CNB
I hear that every night
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:59 pm to DirtyDawg
Who is the petty up voter? At least downvote, man.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:00 pm to KSGamecock
This thread will be like a baby in a car seat on a hot July afternoon. You smell shite and you realize the baby has crapped her shorts but you can't stop the car until the next exit. You turn around and ask the baby, "Did you crap your pants, Hun?"
She's a baby and has no clue what you just said, but she smiles anyhow.
Then you get to the next exit and pull into a gas station. You unbuckle her car seat safety harness and lift her up to take her to the bathroom for a quick diaper change...except when you lift her up, liquid shite cascades down both legs. Dammit, the baby had a blowout!
Then you realize shite is on the baby's hands. She's been rubbing her hands in crap for several miles. Now the baby is playfully slapping your face and holding onto your shirt. You realize shite is now on you and you unexpectedly gag a couple of times. You realize that shite is soaked into her car seat padding and you realize what that implies for the rest of the road trip.
Everything is descending out of control and there's very little you ca do about it.
She's a baby and has no clue what you just said, but she smiles anyhow.
Then you get to the next exit and pull into a gas station. You unbuckle her car seat safety harness and lift her up to take her to the bathroom for a quick diaper change...except when you lift her up, liquid shite cascades down both legs. Dammit, the baby had a blowout!
Then you realize shite is on the baby's hands. She's been rubbing her hands in crap for several miles. Now the baby is playfully slapping your face and holding onto your shirt. You realize shite is now on you and you unexpectedly gag a couple of times. You realize that shite is soaked into her car seat padding and you realize what that implies for the rest of the road trip.
Everything is descending out of control and there's very little you ca do about it.
This post was edited on 7/16/14 at 10:07 pm
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:00 pm to TotalRebel
This reminds me of everytime we start an auburn thread on the GSB. We all of a sudden have 10 downvotes a post 
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:01 pm to mizzoukills
That actually deserves an up vote. Great poetry, Killz. You are truly a genius
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:04 pm to TotalRebel
Thank you. I only try to post original and thougnt provoking material.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:05 pm to mizzoukills
I'll give you that.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:07 pm to mizzoukills
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