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re: IM tired of twisters

Posted on 5/21/13 at 8:48 pm to
Posted by TotalRebel
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 8:48 pm to
IM scared of this weather.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
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98926 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 8:49 pm to
I'm sowwy. :ehug:
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21212 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 8:50 pm to
me: what are you doing tonight?

lady friend: Just watching some TV, you?

me: watching the game. want to come rub aloe on my back?

her: are we talking in code now?

me: no im sunburnt and need aloe



Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 8:51 pm to
me: what are you doing tonight?

Girl: Just watching some TV, you?

Fixed.
Posted by Pigimus Prime
Arkansas
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 8:52 pm to
Ended up with these four:








Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 8:53 pm to
Well played
Posted by Pigimus Prime
Arkansas
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 8:53 pm to
quote:

mlewis


Lol, nice.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Member since Nov 2010
98926 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

Fixed.




And NICE Pigimus. I like your style.
This post was edited on 5/21/13 at 8:57 pm
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29178 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:02 pm to
Is JT's Mirrors the sexiest song of all time? I want to make love to a beautiful woman to it, but I can't remember the last time I lasted 8 whole minutes.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21212 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:04 pm to
I have never caught a foul bat at a baseball game
Posted by Pigimus Prime
Arkansas
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4086 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:13 pm to
Posted by Pigimus Prime
Arkansas
Member since Feb 2012
4086 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

Is JT's Mirrors the sexiest song of all time? I want to make love to a beautiful woman to it, but I can't remember the last time I lasted 8 whole minutes.


not a bad tune...
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
Member since Jan 2009
25607 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:20 pm to
I might hit the hay soon. Im pooped.
Posted by Pigimus Prime
Arkansas
Member since Feb 2012
4086 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:27 pm to
Me too. I am actually going to make a effort to work tomorrow.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8254 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

Me too. I am actually going to make a effort to work tomorrow.
I have a cryptic meeting with a company bagman tomorrow.

I am at excited for what is likely to be a tense meeting filled with entendre and innuendo, and perhaps a scone and a bum fight. Over the scone.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98926 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

Is JT's Mirrors the sexiest song of all time?


It's more sweet then sexy to me (I love it though and would still partake in said love making to it's beatz ).

Songs I find "sexier"

D'Angelo - Untitled (How Does it Feel)

Nina Simone - I Want a Little Sugar in my Bowl

Solomon Burke - Cry to Me

And pretty much anything Otis Redding.
Posted by Pigimus Prime
Arkansas
Member since Feb 2012
4086 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:34 pm to
That sounds like the modal American workplace these days.

I actually saw a feminist ask a male colleague to leave a meeting the other day because he disagreed with her, impressive work.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Member since Nov 2010
98926 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

LSUChicageaux




quote:

I am at excited for what is likely to be a tense meeting filled with entendre and innuendo, and perhaps a scone and a bum fight. Over the scone.



But what kind of scone? This could be integral to the level of violence you may encounter my friend.
Posted by Pigimus Prime
Arkansas
Member since Feb 2012
4086 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:36 pm to
Call me crazy, but I've always liked bedding down with this tune:

Goodbye Horses

I don't condone the video content or relate it to said above topic.
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8254 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

But what kind of scone? This could be integral to the level of violence you may encounter my friend.
Some kind of dried, sweetened berry. Cran- or blue-, likely. These contain antioxidants that engorge the hamble, which is a special rage gland that grows in bums. They spray a fine musk from its fundus to mark their territory around squatter colonies and tent cities, and it can be put in a food dehydrator to serve as a non-dairy creamer, if you want your coffee to taste "like clowns smell."
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