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re: I'm Still Perplexed About The Office Urinal Pube

Posted on 1/30/13 at 10:17 pm to
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15225 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 10:17 pm to
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How the hell does it get there? Day after day
It's yours.
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 1/30/13 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

I DONT LIKE URINALS. I DONT LIKE SHOWING MY PECKER TO MAN THAT I DONT KNOW.


Calm down Peej...
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 3:13 am to
frick, you should see the urinals in Japan. Apparently they think it is unclean to shave pubes so the urinals (and me), suffer from it. I'm talking things that look like they have been growing for the better part of 30 years. Amazingly gross.
Posted by BurasTigah
I'm Bored...
Member since Dec 2005
3825 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 7:49 am to
Old people lose hair a lot, DWI

Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 9:09 am to
I don't promise civility when I shake it. Some pubes may lose their life, but with war there are always casualties.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 10:58 am to

It's not yet noon and there is a red wiggler in there that would catch a 9 lb mudcat.

As I stood there with root in hand and thinking of TD and you frickers, it dawned on me...

Yes, we have some dudes that could care less how much FUDA bush they tickle their partner's face with. To them, the longer the peard the better I guess...

Buy nay, this isn't the most interesting part to me. The most interesting part is the high percentage of belt opener-over undie we must have here at ye ol' corporate.

Spin off thread?: How many actually use the dick slit? I know I do. WTF would I want to mess with a tuck after release? And PSA, you browns, it would corral your manes. Keep that shite to yourselves.
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:42 pm to
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peard




quote:

How many actually use the dick slit?


frick that. If my dick ever goes through the dick slit it means my underwear is too old and I need to retire that pair.

Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 1:02 pm to

I think it should be man law to go through, not over.

Let's keep America beautiful.

Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

How the hell does it get there?



guaranteed it's someone who doesn't use a wash cloth
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 1:37 pm to
I vote against this. Going through ruins my relationship with my underwear, it violates its trust and it will no longer support me.

Don't bring Iron Eyes Cody into this. You're using bush league tactics to sway voters.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 1:42 pm to
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How many actually use the dick slit?



8 year olds and under



you need to become a man, geesh
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 1/31/13 at 2:31 pm to
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How many actually use the dick slit?

8 year olds and under

you need to become a man, geesh





I think you have that backwards.

Are you that guy who unbelts and drops them to the floor like a 4 year old?
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