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Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:20 am
Posted by ACL11190
DA U IZ BAK
Member since Dec 2007
30043 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:20 am
What if aliens from another planet in another galaxy came to earth, but weren't human at all... Instead they were panda bears. Panda bears more evolved than us. And their sole purpose for infiltrating the planet was to use us as slaves to harvest bamboo for them because they ran out in their other Galaxy?

Alien panda bear plantations. We are fricked.
This post was edited on 3/22/16 at 12:21 am
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:20 am to
Go away, Larry. You have father killing to do.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29449 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:22 am to
If it means no more posts like yours then I'm all for it.
Posted by ACL11190
DA U IZ BAK
Member since Dec 2007
30043 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:22 am to
You've been warned. That is all.
Posted by ACL11190
DA U IZ BAK
Member since Dec 2007
30043 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:23 am to
Cum at me and say that to my fricking face bro
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29449 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:26 am to
Sonic is closed. Too bad, I want some cheddar bites
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:26 am to
The real danger here is to your cornerback, actually.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
6971 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:36 am to
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:38 am to
Don't do meth kids
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:38 am to
Don't do meth kids.it's so important i had to post it twice.
This post was edited on 3/22/16 at 12:40 am
Posted by rockytop627
Member since Jan 2014
10041 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 12:40 am to
quote:

Cum at me


Aggy ears (and penises) just perked up
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 1:03 am to
Well, you're safe if they're looking for intelligent life.
Posted by greenbastard
Parts Unkown
Member since Feb 2014
2740 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 1:50 am to
Go drunk! You're home.
This post was edited on 3/22/16 at 1:51 am
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24101 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 2:09 am to


The op is lucky. Super Fraternity Bros. 3 is hard to find.
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15580 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 5:45 am to
I smell an original screenplay, by the same titans of the celluloid industry that gave us such triumphs as 'Sharknado' and 'Human Centipede.'
Posted by bama will rise again
N Alabama
Member since Apr 2014
1669 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 7:56 am to
Wtf is this? I need a new dealer tho op
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 8:26 am to
was gonna say take it to OT but then I read on further down and saw

quote:

Cum at me


now I say A&M board. either way post less.
Posted by Bamafan15
Member since Jan 2016
6820 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 8:34 am to
quote:

Panda bears
I'm just glad to see someone else agree with me that they're called panda bears. I got into an argument on prom night about it lol. Me and my date were arguing with my friend and his date who thought it was called a panda. I guess it could go either way but I'm saying we were right.
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 9:29 am to
most bammer prom night stories end with it being when one of their children was conceived. was your sister on the rag or something?
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 3/22/16 at 10:25 am to
It's happening...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rQwqMkEi2w
This post was edited on 3/22/16 at 10:26 am
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