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re: IM no longer hungover night thread

Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:00 am to
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:00 am to
Men have it rough cat shut up. Especially us white, middle class ones in college.
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:00 am to
We are easy to please. Next time you ever need to stop a fight just show the boobs and see if that doesn't distract them. If one of them doesn't get distracted he likes the purple yogurt slinger.
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:02 am to
Who in the hell could argue with a half naked girl?
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:03 am to
Exactly.


My reasoning on why the middle east is so damn violent is because ladies don't show enough skin.


Show a boob, end world violence.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:04 am to
Someone that's been married a while. I can argue with my SO if she is nude.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:05 am to
Print the tshirts,


BOOBS FOR PEACE.
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:07 am to
I'll drink a beer for you lurk. If it makes you feel better, I won't be able to fish again until Monday.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:08 am to
quote:

Men have it rough cat shut up. Especially us white, middle class ones in college.


Of course you do.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:09 am to
Drink a bunch for me. I have to boil Crawfish for the women in my life that are pissed off at me.


AND I WILL DO IT WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE.











LIKE A BOSSET.
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:10 am to
Hey someone has to make sure college girls have an appropriate amount or fun.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:10 am to
That makes me so glad that I'll never have to willingly deal with females.
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:18 am to
So who else is dealing with competitive siblings trying to out do each other for mothers day?


Seems like I'm coming in 2nd place out of 3 this year.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:19 am to
I could be cruel and wish all daughters on you when you have kids, but I won't.























Or did I.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:19 am to
I don't deal with that shite.

It seems that if you're competing, you don't have the right intentions though.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:21 am to
This post was edited on 5/12/13 at 1:22 am
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:24 am to
I would like to have kids, but I really wouldn't. It would take a hell of a women to get me to make that call.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:25 am to
This post was edited on 5/12/13 at 1:23 am
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:27 am to
You may later, my sister didn't till she was 35.
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:27 am to
The girl I could always get to take me home from the bar and take care of me isn't going to be in town this summer.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/12/13 at 12:28 am to
This post was edited on 5/12/13 at 1:23 am
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