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re: IM driving to the store because my wife locked her keys in her car.

Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:30 pm to
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:30 pm to
i got dibs on a toaster
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:31 pm to
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She's gotcha, GWT. Yer done, bro


I know, man. I'm a one girl man now.

Unless I can get her to agree to a threesome, which she has admitted she isn't totally opposed to!

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And it's fricking awesome. Best of luck to both of y'all


Thanks man. I'm really excited and nervous all at the same time. I've done a good bit of growing up since my last serious relationship and I feel as if I'm about to do a lot more in a hurry, but I think I'm actually ready for this. I'll be graduating soon, getting a job, and I think I'll enjoy having someone there beside me to go through it all.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21213 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:33 pm to
Well good. I appreciate it and hopefully I can escape work early thursday night and we can do something but Friday night I am definitely down for anything.
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:33 pm to
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i got dibs on a toaster


Dammit, I already have a toaster. Get me a belgian waffle iron!

One of these for the lady friend for uh...back massages.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:35 pm to
Classic
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21213 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

One of these for the lady friend for uh...back massages.


Most women use pocket rockets because you can hide them easier.
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139838 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:35 pm to
You're getting a damn Spurs Fiesta pack from Taco Cabana.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:35 pm to
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Unless I can get her to agree to a threesome, which she has admitted she isn't totally opposed to!


MARRY. DAT. GURL.

Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145112 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:36 pm to
thujone may be a sip on the biggest piece of shite sip board but damnit he is a fricking picasso with ms paint
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145112 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:37 pm to
i love taco cabana so id accept that
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139838 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:37 pm to
Wait this girl wants a three way?

Ok you better hope she isn't in some film with Bronco Bob.
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
Member since Nov 2011
23334 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:37 pm to
She is as scared as you are I can promise as evidenced by her breaking down because she obviously has feelings as well. Just have patience with her (there is very obviously underlying issues if she's upset getting close to you) and in time you will know just be there to comfort her

I wish I could impart knowledge on my damn stupid arse bro-in-law If you guys remember from a couple weeks ago how I said his new GF was bad news well found out today she has coding fees and he has been paying it for her twice a month for color coding drug tests so she is currently on probation
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

Most women use pocket rockets because you can hide them easier.


She doesn't have the 120V wall-socket behemoth, but I was just recently introduced to her vibrating friend. It's purple.

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Tbird


I think I just might.

And our bedroom interests align very closely (much like all our other interests, because we are the same person) and it is kind of sort of very fricking awesome.
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139838 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:41 pm to
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It's purple


She's a LSU fan, yep she's a keeper

But what surprises me about momma, she hates sports. Which actually is part of attraction.
This post was edited on 10/22/13 at 10:43 pm
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:42 pm to
This post was edited on 10/22/13 at 10:45 pm
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:42 pm to
quote:

She's a LSU fan, yep she's a keeper


She is the bastard child of both of my football teams. Orange from Auburn. Purple from LSU. Result, the damn Clemson tigers...

But there is no Orange on this thing, so I'll just pretend she loves LSU.

eta: Sup, cat. You aren't going to want to read the last few pages. Bunch of emotions and pussy shite.
This post was edited on 10/22/13 at 10:43 pm
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145112 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:43 pm to
dont sell yourself short, youre in the right place
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

thujone may be a sip on the biggest piece of shite sip board but damnit he is a fricking picasso with ms paint


Impossible NOT to laugh at his shite
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

I think I just might.

And our bedroom interests align very closely (much like all our other interests, because we are the same person) and it is kind of sort of very fricking awesome.


Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 10:46 pm to
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Sup, cat. You aren't going to want to read the last few pages. Bunch of emotions and pussy shite.



Guys and their fricking emotions.
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