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re: IM driving to the store because my wife locked her keys in her car.

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Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:26 am to
quote:


Do I even want to know what "slap n tickle" means?


Oh lurkr.........sounds like someone needs a demonstration, old sport
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:27 am to
I figured a few of them out.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:27 am to
quote:

My parents live in Houston. Went to visit them this past winter. Went to meet my dad for lunch one day. ~20 mile trip into town. Took about an hour.


You wanna know how tell someone is from Texas? You ask them how far away something is, and they answer you in the number of hours it takes to get there.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:27 am to
I don't have enough patience to figure them out.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:28 am to
To old and tired for that tonight.
Posted by Analyze That
ThereAndBackAgain
Member since Nov 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:29 am to
You sure did
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:29 am to
quote:

Mrs Tbird is a wonderful, sweet little lady, but NOT when she first wakes up, no siree


Some people have what my mother calls a "respect for sleep". I think I was born without that gene because I've always loved fricking with people in their sleep.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:30 am to
Working that bubble

Making a lil living

This post was edited on 10/23/13 at 4:34 am
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:32 am to
quote:



Some people have what my mother calls a "respect for sleep". I think I was born without that gene because I've always loved fricking with people in their sleep.


I have no problem with it, but I have to pick my battles sometimes

I'm going to bed (NOT to slap n tickle, lurkr ).

Y'all be easy
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:32 am to
quote:

Some people have what my mother calls a "respect for sleep".


I have that. I love sleep. I'm not a morning person. At all. I'd rather stab a bitch than talk to them in the a.m.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:33 am to
I am disapoint.


It is fun tho isn't it.

BBBWWWWAAAAAAHHHHAAAA
This post was edited on 10/23/13 at 4:37 am
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:33 am to
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Crazy azz mcoastie



We shouldn't mention her here.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:34 am to
Edited

He said it, I just deciphered it.
This post was edited on 10/23/13 at 4:35 am
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:34 am to
quote:

I'm going to bed (NOT to slap n tickle, lurkr ).

Y'all be easy


Night Tbird. I still hake you.
Posted by Analyze That
ThereAndBackAgain
Member since Nov 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:34 am to
Nice work
This post was edited on 10/23/13 at 4:36 am
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:35 am to
I see strange things.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:37 am to
I'm just not very observant. I've done stupid shite in the last week that makes me question my observational skills.

Posted by Analyze That
ThereAndBackAgain
Member since Nov 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:40 am to
Try translating for Capt Caveman.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12367 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:41 am to
I wasn't trying, I noticed a word in it and then read it. I'm a little strange. It's a blessing and a curse.
Posted by Analyze That
ThereAndBackAgain
Member since Nov 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 10/23/13 at 4:42 am to
quote:

I wasn't trying, I noticed a word in it and then read it. I'm a little strange. It's a blessing and a curse.



I'm the same way.


She did get huakuna muatata
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