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re: I would not want to live in Australia
Posted on 8/29/15 at 8:25 pm to SquatchDawg
Posted on 8/29/15 at 8:25 pm to SquatchDawg
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If I ever walked up on a spider that started chasing me I'd scream like a 5 yr old girl and shite my pants. I like living in a state where other than a few snakes I don't have to worry about getting killed by wildlife when I go for a walk.
Bears and wild dogs will kill the shite out of you. And the god damn squatches up the ridge and valley region along Jack's River. Ain't nuttin 2 fuk wit.
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Posted on 8/29/15 at 8:26 pm to Tropic Lightning
Big Daddy says everybody needs one of these! LINK
Posted on 8/29/15 at 8:32 pm to deeprig9
I grew up with the Cohutta Squatches...we have an understanding..
I walked up on a boar once but it was just as scared by me as I was of it. Honestly the most startled I ever was in the woods was when I walked right up on a flock of turkeys in some undergrowth. They took off gobbling and flapping 5 feet in front of me....
...I probably hit a 45" vertical on that one.
I walked up on a boar once but it was just as scared by me as I was of it. Honestly the most startled I ever was in the woods was when I walked right up on a flock of turkeys in some undergrowth. They took off gobbling and flapping 5 feet in front of me....
...I probably hit a 45" vertical on that one.
Posted on 8/29/15 at 8:45 pm to FourThreeForty
Don't forget about those crocs in fresh water & sea
Posted on 8/29/15 at 9:16 pm to FourThreeForty
Best thing about Australia is that they treat their women like dogs. Go down there and open a door for a babe and see what happens. She, her sister, and all of her friends will be chasing you around until you get on the plane to leave.
Posted on 8/29/15 at 9:38 pm to BowlJackson
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Even Platypuses are venomous... weirdest damn animal on the planet
If there is a God, I'd like to think he was fricking with Darwin when he created the platypus.
Posted on 8/29/15 at 9:45 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Have you ever heard an Australian girl talk though?? By far the hottest accents in the world...
Posted on 8/29/15 at 9:50 pm to DrewDawg13
I like French girl speaking English.
Posted on 8/29/15 at 9:53 pm to DrewDawg13
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Have you ever heard an Australian girl talk though??
If she is talking, you are doing wrong.
Posted on 8/29/15 at 10:09 pm to DrewDawg13
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Have you ever heard an Australian girl talk though?? By far the hottest accents in the world...
True story.
Posted on 8/29/15 at 10:18 pm to DrewDawg13
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Have you ever heard an Australian girl talk though?? By far the hottest accents in the world...
Depends on what part of Australia she is from
Posted on 8/29/15 at 10:45 pm to FourThreeForty
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the greatest thing that ever came from Australia, Steve Irwin
Tame Impala is from Perth, Australia and they are the greatest thing that ever came from Australia.
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:00 pm to FourThreeForty
Roommate spent a summer there. He said they loved Americans and as soon as he started talking, they recognize the accent and start buying him beers. He said it was the best trip he's ever taken.
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:22 pm to DrewDawg13
Australian women love American men
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:32 pm to RogerTheShrubber
That is also true 
Posted on 8/29/15 at 11:54 pm to deeprig9
The pussification of "Merica is very real. This thread is proof, god damn pussies. 
Posted on 8/30/15 at 12:04 am to FourThreeForty
I sense a rustle down under......
Posted on 8/30/15 at 5:43 am to FourThreeForty
Less dangerous than Africa.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 8:38 am to Reservoir dawg
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Less dangerous than Africa.
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