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re: I think I broke my dog. Please help - UPDATE: now with gif
Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:15 pm to DownSouthJukin
Posted on 4/5/17 at 11:15 pm to DownSouthJukin
my gf said the same thing. It really is like he's stoned out of his gourd when he does this. Funny thing is at our old place he used to like to sit in the room with me and watch me smoke. But since we moved here I've stopped out of respect since we are renting from my gf's parents, and now he starts acting like he's doped up
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:00 am to BowlJackson
Have you tried letting him catch the light and really get a good sniff on it? Dude, that's pretty hilarious. Sorry your dog's busted.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 6:06 am to BowlJackson
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 7:20 am to BowlJackson
Your dog is autistic.....congrats on the disability checks coming your way
Posted on 4/6/17 at 7:57 am to BowlJackson
Only thing you can do is turn him loose in the nearest national park. I'm sorry. Its the only way.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 8:44 am to GnashRebel
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Only thing you can do is turn him loose in the nearest national park. I'm sorry. Its the only way.
I have mixed feelings on whether or not he'd make it in the wild.
On one hand he's a stone cold killer who destroys and kills for fun, eats anything, not afraid to take on larger animals, and always attempts to assert his dominance over other animals and to alpha.
On the other hand he's a spoiled little shite who sleeps in our bed at night and acts like a baby if it's raining or cold.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 8:51 am to BowlJackson
Sadly nature would kick his arse. Not sure where you live but Mother Nature is the worst mother of all time and does nothing to prolong the lives and happiness of her children.
This post was edited on 4/6/17 at 8:54 am
Posted on 4/6/17 at 9:48 am to BowlJackson
I have a dog that will run herself to death chasing a laser pointer. Maybe try a laser pointer and get the dog to associate play with that type of light instead of ordinary lights? idk if that will make it better or worse.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 10:01 am to Winston Cup
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I don't have any actual advice just wanted to say this is eloquent
It is eloquent. Reminds me of Flannery O'Connor.
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But every year, when the spring sun brings warmth to the piney woods of north Georgia, and the ceiling fans begin to push pine pollen through my home
A memory of suburban Atlanta.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:30 am to BowlJackson
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my dog likes to chase lights.
Do not let him outdoors. If those lights are attached to actual cars, it will not end well for your dog.
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(except being chased with house plants)
So now we know what you look like!
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:45 am to BowlJackson
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No deaths here
So? Haven't you seen Poltergeist? Your GF's family only moved the headstones. Run before it is too late.
Also, that gif is begging to be turned into a "what's happening in this thread?" meme.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:50 am to BowlJackson
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On the other hand he's a spoiled little shite who sleeps in our bed at night and acts like a baby if it's raining or cold.
Does he get an allowance?
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:58 am to Cheese Grits
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So now we know what you look like!
I wish. That's a handsome guy, no homo
Posted on 4/6/17 at 2:23 pm to Winston Cup
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I don't have any actual advice just wanted to say this is eloquent
Beer makes me articulate.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 6:33 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Beer makes me articulate.
You should buy a keg and write some short stories for us. You're talented.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 8:43 pm to Kentucker
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You should buy a keg and write some short stories for us. You're talented.
I'll bring to light the idiocy and folly of my youth and young adulthood only when the chances of prosecution or embarrassment of loved ones have passed beyond the law or the threshold of caring.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 9:55 pm to CNB
Put a spoonful of peanut butter on his pecker. He'll quit looking up for a few minutes
Posted on 4/6/17 at 10:28 pm to Pinche Cabron
I think that's abuse or something
Posted on 4/7/17 at 4:39 pm to BowlJackson
BJ you know, in your heart, what you have to do.
Shine an Alabama logo and encourage your dog to kill it.
The dog wants a purpose in his life and telling him to maul the University of Saban is what that animal is lacking.
Spend some time with dog, who I am sure is a good dog, and make it so every time he hears the word process he just goes berserk.
God has chosen you to make this dog the best Auburn dog of all time. Embrace the glory.
Shine an Alabama logo and encourage your dog to kill it.
The dog wants a purpose in his life and telling him to maul the University of Saban is what that animal is lacking.
Spend some time with dog, who I am sure is a good dog, and make it so every time he hears the word process he just goes berserk.
God has chosen you to make this dog the best Auburn dog of all time. Embrace the glory.
Posted on 4/7/17 at 9:19 pm to BowlJackson
I think you have a ghost cat...
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