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I just about died

Posted on 3/28/17 at 10:52 pm
Posted by SeekGreatness
Member since Nov 2015
3489 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 10:52 pm
Bama Fan Gets Drunk, Crashes His Truck, Held At Gunpoint, Gun Shoved Up His arse Drops Out At Jail

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This post was edited on 3/28/17 at 10:56 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/28/17 at 10:53 pm to
I have no idea what this thread is about and I am not going to click your blind link.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38217 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 10:55 pm to
Inb4 joke wishing he would've
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 10:56 pm to
IBS from too much iron in his colon?
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
21950 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 10:58 pm to
Roll Tide
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 11:00 pm to
Why is he an Alabama fan? I thought y'all only counted fans that actually went to Alabama?
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24458 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 11:00 pm to
How can a handgun possibly fit in an anus? Their is literally no good angle to start with
This post was edited on 3/28/17 at 11:01 pm
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
22085 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 11:01 pm to
Um, a post from this guy two years ago made its way into a story this week?

Clear clickbait journalism and you fall for it . . . and post it here.

Dude, I'm embarrassed for you.

But it should tell you something about the morons who will respond to you without even reading the article.

I'll take names . . . yours is first.
Posted by SeekGreatness
Member since Nov 2015
3489 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 11:02 pm to
The arrest happened today genius.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 11:02 pm to
I found the actual picture after they pulled it out of his arse.

Posted by Inadvertent Whistle
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2015
4370 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 11:09 pm to
The most impressive part is that according to your picture, the gun became a totally different type of gun while it was in his arse.
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
22085 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 11:14 pm to
The post from the guy saying he was a Bama fan was from two years ago. Hahahaha. You didn't even read the article you posted!

You dumb.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17882 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 11:25 pm to
We need vader to save this thread
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72872 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 11:37 pm to
Thought this was another Darth thread.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 11:51 pm to
quote:

The most impressive part is that according to your picture, the gun became a totally different type of gun while it was in his arse.



That's it man, I swear....I got the email from the sheriff of that there town.
Posted by ConwayGamecock
South Carolina
Member since Jan 2012
9121 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 12:02 am to
quote:

Sheriff Mike Blakely stated "'It' happens...."


Why did they feel the need to add extra apostrophes around "It"???



Also, I wonder if the gun's true owner really wants it back now......
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 12:03 am
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 12:12 am to
it was already a shitty gun.....now it's literally a shitty gun.
Posted by MullenBoys
In the minds of Ole Miss fans
Member since Apr 2014
13673 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 12:13 am to
Lmao!!!
Posted by KennesawTiger
In your head
Member since Dec 2006
6870 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:13 am to
Typical Bammer trash. Lock him up and throw away the key.
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 1:14 am
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
12300 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:39 am to
quote:

I am not going to click your blind link.

Of course you did.
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