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re: I carry the flag for my brethren
Posted on 10/9/14 at 11:17 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Posted on 10/9/14 at 11:17 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
So she likes the BBC but she is looking for someone who's daddy material and daddy wealthy.
If you go, know that you will never be able to satisfy her sexually. If that doesn't bother you, she may be relationship material.
If you go, know that you will never be able to satisfy her sexually. If that doesn't bother you, she may be relationship material.
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Posted on 10/9/14 at 11:48 pm to PrivatePublic
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If you go, know that you will never be able to satisfy her sexually.
Meh. He'll just have to do some work downstairs. I hear brothers don't like to do that.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 11:49 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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I hear brothers don't like to do that.
I honestly have no idea where that one started
Posted on 10/9/14 at 11:51 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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I honestly have no idea where that one started
Me either, but I've always heard that.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 11:56 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
I have, too, and yet it's one of my favorite things to do and every black friend I know goes down on his girl regularly.
Oh well, guess it's karma for getting the BBC benefit of the doubt
Oh well, guess it's karma for getting the BBC benefit of the doubt
This post was edited on 10/9/14 at 11:57 pm
Posted on 10/10/14 at 12:12 am to TbirdSpur2010
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every black friend I know
Both of them?
Posted on 10/10/14 at 12:25 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
Hey! I have three 
ETA: Me, Myself, and I
ETA: Me, Myself, and I
This post was edited on 10/10/14 at 12:26 am
Posted on 10/10/14 at 1:22 am to TbirdSpur2010
You're all related so they don't count as friends.
Posted on 10/10/14 at 1:26 am to Nortizzle
#FoiledAgain 
Posted on 10/10/14 at 1:29 am to TbirdSpur2010
Can't fool me.
Posted on 10/10/14 at 6:06 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Is the father still involved? Does she know who it is? I'd learn a little more about that past relationship. If you're worried about her dating a black guy, you're either racist or have a small dick, neither good qualities. What I'd be worried about is if she was a cum bucket for a low-life, as that'd be telling of her mental state.
With that said, if you're just going to hit it and forget it, I wouldn't. It will put you in a strange situation with the women at your work.
With that said, if you're just going to hit it and forget it, I wouldn't. It will put you in a strange situation with the women at your work.
Posted on 10/10/14 at 6:26 am to Vols&Shaft83
I don't want to care for somebody else's sloppy leftovers. I might sleep with a girl who's had a kid, but never date.
Posted on 10/10/14 at 7:16 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Would not date a chick with a kid but I'd frick and chuck.
This post was edited on 10/10/14 at 7:17 am
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:00 am to CtotheVrzrbck
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and had a black bf as recently as 2013.
I would still have her wait 21 days to make sure that she doesn't have the Obola virus
Posted on 10/10/14 at 9:30 am to CtotheVrzrbck
10/10. Thread saved for OTB awards.
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:17 pm to AUbagman
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Is the father still involved? Does she know who it is? I'd learn a little more about that past relationship. If you're worried about her dating a black guy, you're either racist or have a small dick, neither good qualities. What I'd be worried about is if she was a cum bucket for a low-life, as that'd be telling of her mental state.
With that said, if you're just going to hit it and forget it, I wouldn't. It will put you in a strange situation with the women at your work.
I don't really know or care about any of that.
I already told my boss and her underlings that if I things do progress with this girl and get to a sexual nature.... the poor girl has no clue what's she's in for.
Because, I know she'll gossip about it and none of those ladies can apparently keep their mouths shut, so I'm going to have bring some serious dick laying. I'm gonna have to reach deep into the bag of tricks and do some crazy dirty shite to her like put a vacuum cleaner hose or champagne bottle in her pussy, stuff her panties and my boxers in her mouth, spit loogies in her face, double fist her bhole like I'm working a speed bag in the gym, waterboard her in a bubble bath, tie her up all weekend and pee on her face.
It's gonna get bad, real bad. If she's gonna spread news about me I'm gonna give her something to really talk about or to take to her grave as her biggest secret.
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:23 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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like put a vacuum cleaner hose or champagne bottle in her pussy, stuff her panties and my boxers in her mouth, spit loogies in her face, double fist her bhole like I'm working a speed bag in the gym, waterboard her in a bubble bath, tie her up all weekend and pee on her face.
I thought you said that you were going to try some crazy shite?
This post was edited on 10/10/14 at 8:24 pm
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:23 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
You should get a Viagra, but only eat half
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:23 pm to BillyBobPorkin
that's a warm up.
Posted on 10/10/14 at 8:25 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
May have to involve some mini-people and crossbows.
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