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re: How will you have the "Gay" talk with your children?
Posted on 7/15/14 at 12:01 am to DanMullins4Life
Posted on 7/15/14 at 12:01 am to DanMullins4Life
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Meanwhile in everyone's hearts.
That's some deep shite. What, you don't like art? I'd hate to have to follow that act.
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:30 am to DanMullins4Life
I guess I picked the wrong time to wander over to this board.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 2:33 am to DanMullins4Life
DA FAUQUE
Posted on 7/15/14 at 8:46 am to off_season
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Which made her telling us she is gay much easier on her.
Congrats on not having to worry about teenage pregnancy?
Posted on 7/15/14 at 9:36 am to DanMullins4Life
I will have only gay children. You heteronormies make me sick.
Posted on 7/15/14 at 11:01 am to DanMullins4Life
I'd take them down to Mississippi and say, "you see these racist, homophobic lolpoors?... Well they worry too much about other people's bedroom time, so they are stuck in this place forever."
This post was edited on 7/15/14 at 11:02 am
Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:45 pm to DanMullins4Life
I'll tell him "son, don't stick your dick in crazy." Whatever gender that crazy may be is wholly up to him.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 1:25 am to DanMullins4Life
"Son...as long as you are still a badass motherfricker, I won't be disappointed if you like dick."
or
"Daughter...as long as she is hot and doesn't look like a man, I won't be disappointed if you like pussy."
or
"Daughter...as long as she is hot and doesn't look like a man, I won't be disappointed if you like pussy."
Posted on 7/16/14 at 2:42 am to DirtyDawg
I just tell them the truth. They are all God cursed sodomites and going to hell.
...not that there's anything wrong with that.... I jest. Relax
...not that there's anything wrong with that.... I jest. Relax
This post was edited on 7/16/14 at 2:46 am
Posted on 7/16/14 at 5:25 am to DanMullins4Life
Nothing is normal about a man going inside a man's alimentary canal. I don't think this was the intended use, whether it be by intelligent design, or by nature. The reasons are obvious.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:51 am to Reservoir dawg
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Nothing is normal about a man going inside a man's alimentary canal. I don't think this was the intended use, whether it be by intelligent design, or by nature. The reasons are obvious.
Well there's nothing "natural" about a girl giving you head either.
Why should that matter? And what is "natural" anyway? Should we just go back to hunting and gathering as naked, illiterate nomads, foregoing all societal and scientific advancements - because they're not "natural" and all that.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:52 am to Reservoir dawg
While I'll agree with Reservoir Dawg in principle, I've just got too much other important shite going on in my life to worry about what the Puffs are up to in their bedrooms.
This post was edited on 7/16/14 at 10:19 am
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:05 am to Tantal
Nothing says "I've got really important shite to do" like posting on an SEC message board at 8:00 AM.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:25 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
How did he fail as a parent? Seems to me that he's done well.
Congrats on failing at life.
Congrats on failing at life.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:33 am to DCRebel
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Should we just go back to hunting and gathering as naked, illiterate nomads, foregoing all societal and scientific advancements - because they're not "natural" and all that.
Are you comparing anal sex and scissoring to scientific achievement like the light bulb and atomic power?
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:34 am to CatFan81
Congrats on the lack of a sense of humor
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:43 am to PrivatePublic
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Should we just go back to hunting and gathering as naked, illiterate nomads, foregoing all societal and scientific advancements - because they're not "natural" and all that.
Are you comparing anal sex and scissoring to scientific achievement like the light bulb and atomic power?
Yep, I think he did
"You know, putting a dick in a man's arse is a lot like the invention of the automobile"
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:46 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
My brain isn't awake yet.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:46 am to DanMullins4Life
I had the gay talk with my son a couple of years ago after seeing some show or movie on TV where 2 guys kissed. It went like this:
SON: Dad, why did those two guys kiss?
ME: People that love each other kiss one another, and sometimes 2 men love each other.
SON: Okay. Can I have some ice cream?
SON: Dad, why did those two guys kiss?
ME: People that love each other kiss one another, and sometimes 2 men love each other.
SON: Okay. Can I have some ice cream?
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