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How stupid are black widow spiders?

Posted on 12/11/16 at 2:45 am
Posted by vengeanceofrain
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Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 12/11/16 at 2:45 am
I mean dude..this shite has been going on for millions of years. She's gonna eat you bro. Its like the spider version of Charlie Brown. I dont care what she says or how good she looks, she's gonna eat you.


I mean, like millions of years and not one fricking male black widow has realiZed that all his male friends go get laid, dont come back. Man jim, alan and Bob went and got laid and not onevof them came back alive. The fricking odds huh? Man she looks good...


Freaking spider feminism no one will call the black spider out on her misogynist behavior
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46182 posts
Posted on 12/11/16 at 3:16 am to
Maybe it's just that good...


Go try it out and get back to us
This post was edited on 12/11/16 at 3:17 am
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 12/11/16 at 8:00 am to


Couldn't find a spider version.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
22515 posts
Posted on 12/11/16 at 10:34 am to
Why are you thinking about spiders fricking at 2:45 in the morning?
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55220 posts
Posted on 12/11/16 at 12:39 pm to
have an upvote
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46420 posts
Posted on 12/11/16 at 12:57 pm to
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misogynist


Misandrist
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30541 posts
Posted on 12/11/16 at 3:33 pm to
Dat spider pussy must be fiya
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16952 posts
Posted on 12/11/16 at 6:00 pm to
I had read how many males 'want' to be eaten and even leap into the fangs of the female.


Now there is evidence that mating with an 'underaged' female increases the males' chances of survival



Male Black Widow Pedophiles



:themoreyouknowgif:
Posted by vengeanceofrain
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Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 12/11/16 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

Why are you thinking about spiders fricking at 2:45 in the morning?
drunk watching deadliest animals on netflix with fiancee
Posted by vengeanceofrain
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Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 12/11/16 at 11:11 pm to
Black widow child:-"momma where is my daddy?"


Black widow mom: "ummm. Yeah. Yeah. About that.you know that all black widow men are DEADbEAT father's, thats why you and all your friends dont know who your dad's are"
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