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re: How long could you survive in a fight with 5 year olds?
Posted on 2/23/16 at 12:37 pm to DirtyDawg
Posted on 2/23/16 at 12:37 pm to DirtyDawg
So is it a never ending flow of 5 year olds or a fixed amount? I have a 5 year old grandson and I know I can whip his arse and all his friends. Now if it was a whole school of 5 year olds, I might wind up with some bite marks or something, but I am pretty sure I could do some damage on the little rascals.
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Posted on 2/23/16 at 12:38 pm to greenbastard
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So, Call Of Duty Zombies. But instead of zombies, 5 year olds?
Probably no guns in the stadium, but otherwise, pretty close. I loved pwning zombies in college.
Posted on 2/23/16 at 12:48 pm to DirtyDawg
9 hours and 14 minutes
Posted on 2/23/16 at 12:59 pm to LewDawg
After thinking on it, I may try to turn it on them. Stay mobile. As you come across one, don't kill it, break it's legs. Leave a stadium of wailing kids. Every new kid that come out will be scared shitless.
Posted on 2/23/16 at 1:20 pm to Pavoloco83
It's a never ending flow. They don't stop coming out until you've been taken out.
Posted on 2/23/16 at 2:07 pm to DirtyDawg
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They don't stop coming out until you've been taken out.
Hence my comment about understanding saturation point, age issue, and distance.
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every 10 seconds five 5 year olds run out of. The portal does this until you are eventually over run.
5 bodies per 10 seconds = 1 body for every 2 seconds
60 seconds / 2 seconds = 30 bodies per min
30 bodies min x 60 min = 1,800 bodies per hour
1,800 bodies per hour x 24 hours = 43,000 bodies per day
43,000 bodies per day x 365 days = 15,695,000 bodies per year
It should take no more than a week for the body pile necessary to escape the stadium, after that, 15 million bodies becoming sea food (sharks and other sea critters dinner) mean death of natural causes at a ripe old age on another landmass.
If it makes it less disturbing think midget zombies with no ability to reproduce and a height restriction of around 3 feet. As long as the zombie's as food are not viral, you would be doing your part for supporting larger food stores by boosting supplies in the food chain, and probably get the Nobel Prize or this.
Posted on 2/23/16 at 10:01 pm to DirtyDawg
I'd just climb the field goal post, because none of those little frickers could get up there or tear it down... plus I don't want to murder a 5 year old. So I guess I'd survive until I die of dehydration.
Posted on 2/24/16 at 3:49 pm to daltonvol
When they overtake me, are they going to kill me?
I'd hate to spend the last part of my life killing a bunch of 5 year olds. Can I just befriend them, or do they come out of the portal just mean as shite?
I'd hate to spend the last part of my life killing a bunch of 5 year olds. Can I just befriend them, or do they come out of the portal just mean as shite?
Posted on 2/24/16 at 3:57 pm to AUjim
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When they overtake me, are they going to kill me?
Think of them as the pygmy mummies from The Mummy
Posted on 2/24/16 at 3:58 pm to DirtyDawg
They're like little footballs so let's see how many field goals I could kick
Posted on 2/24/16 at 4:03 pm to Cheese Grits
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If it makes it less disturbing think midget zombies with no ability to reproduce and a height restriction of around 3 feet. As long as the zombie's as food are not viral, you would be doing your part for supporting larger food stores by boosting supplies in the food chain, and probably get the Nobel Prize or this.
Or I can just enjoy killing some 5 year olds.
Posted on 2/24/16 at 4:07 pm to TigerTalker16
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That's what I said. This board continues to amaze me. I've seen it all now.
The "how many puppies would you drown for a NC" thread was pretty good
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