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How does the OT wipe their arse?

Posted on 2/20/24 at 1:25 am
Posted by teamjackson
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 1:25 am
::after the paper gets off the roll::

Bunched up roll?
or
Folded neatly in to crisp shapes?

After said configuration:
Front to back?
or
Back to front?
or
Both several times?

Standing while wiping?
or
Arm down through the crotch while sitting?
or
Both?

I just really want to get to know you guys and I think this is a good way to break the ice..
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 2:09 am to
Bunches and bunches.

Front to back until the last session which is back and forth to get it all out of there.

Standing.

And I say this again, nothing makes the day start off worse than getting shite on your hand first thing in the morning.

I'm glad that we could have this talk upon your return. I feel much closer now.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 3:47 am to
5 squares, 1/3rd fold twice.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 5:45 am to
Are we running out of topics?
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 5:56 am to
When you get old enough, attractive young ladies do it all for you

I have just experienced the modern bidet (not the ice cold ones of old that shot water straight up like a fountain).

Heated seat
Automatic unit (pops out then returns to unseen when done)
Heated air dryer

Gotta say, sometimes modern technology is better
Posted by SRV
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Member since Nov 2021
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 7:54 am to
quote:

TigerLunatik


TLuna, this is the kind of insight that makes you the power broker that you are in here. Excellent work

Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93667 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:04 am to
We need to be open to support each other. Real men express their feelings.
Posted by Salty Morton
Member since Jan 2024
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:08 am to
quote:

How does the OT wipe their arse?



Not only does fagjackson/EarlyCuyler have a fetish for little boys' asses, he sits around thinking about how grown men wipe their arse.

Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:11 am to
Posted by OlGrandad
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:25 am to
Bidet.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93667 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:34 am to
quote:

Bidet

Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:40 am to
Front to back so it doesn't get in my vagina.
Posted by teamjackson
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:57 am to
Lmao, at least you didn't puss out and spell it as "azz" this time
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54628 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:33 am to
quote:

Real men express their feelings.


:LSU kige:

Real men avoid butt issues as they age by sharing insight

Men that are not real drink boxed wine up their butt instead

(just my observation)
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:59 am to
quote:

And I say this again, nothing makes the day start off worse than getting shite on your hand first thing in the morning.


That's why you need to fold instead of bunch. Much less room for error when folding.

quote:

Standing.


So you get in ski jump position? Dude, stay seated, lift one cheek off the seat and spread out so you can get in there.
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 10:00 am to
This post was edited on 3/12/24 at 10:35 am
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 10:31 am to
quote:

How does the OT wipe their arse?



Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93667 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 11:00 am to
quote:

Dude, stay seated, lift one cheek off the seat and spread out so you can get in there.

My old arse would fall over. I do lift one leg on the squat to really get in there.
Posted by hwnd
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Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

Back to front?
Why would anyone do this? You want poopdick? Because that’s how you get poopdick.
This post was edited on 2/20/24 at 3:05 pm
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93667 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

poopdick

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