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re: Guys, if you were a chick, would you be a whore?
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:44 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:44 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:44 pm to Alahunter
I prefer the term convent.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:45 pm to Stonehog
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afterward he claimed that women enjoy sex 9 times more than men.
If a man knows wtf he is doing, I completely agree with this.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:45 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Nunnery sounds better. Like a winery makes wine, so does a nunnery make nuns.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:45 pm to NBamaAlum
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I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:46 pm to Alahunter
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:47 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
I'd screw with guys had and be completely silent during sects.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:47 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
Straight up slut. I'd get everything free.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:47 pm to TeLeFaWx
Slump busters are an evil necessity in life.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:49 pm to auzach91
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I'd screw with guys had and be completely silent during sects.
Y'all are giving me ideas.
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Straight up slut. I'd get everything free.
I knew you would be honest.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:50 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
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Slump busters are an evil necessity in life.
Thank God for Plan B, amirite?
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:52 pm to auzach91
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Straight up slut. I'd get everything free.
this.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:52 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
No coastie, I'm about eight in right now and I still have something resembling standards. Some girls just aren't worth the jokes and reputation you gain pretty quickly in a house like this.
This post was edited on 2/13/13 at 6:53 pm
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:55 pm to 15sammy34
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Thank God for Plan B, amirite
I wouldn't necessarily go that far.
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No coastie, I'm about eight in right now and I still have something resembling standards. Some girls just aren't worth the jokes and reputation you gain pretty quickly in a house like this.
I don't think you're telling the full truth.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:59 pm to 15sammy34
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No coastie, I'm about eight in right now and I still have something resembling standards.
Eight beers in my standards are roughly on a species level. Maybe genus if Crown is involved.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:59 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
I'd do the whole friendzone thing to get $$/whatever I could out of the poor saps.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 6:59 pm to Roger Klarvin
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I'd screw with guys had and be completely silent during sects.
If a chick is silent I slip it in Satan's Alley and pretend like it was on accident. They'll make noise then. I promise.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 7:00 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
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I wouldn't necessarily go that far.
Don't lie, it has saved your arse a time or two. And your fun bags from the damaging effects of pregnancy and breast feeding.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 7:02 pm to oR33Do
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I'd do the whole friendzone thing
One of the top 3 reasons why women are evil. Sometimes they'll even touch it before pulling the friendzone card.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 7:02 pm to TeLeFaWx
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I'd do the whole friendzone thing to get $$/whatever I could out of the poor saps.
I need to learn how to do this.
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Don't lie, it has saved your arse a time or two. And your fun bags from the damaging effects of pregnancy and breast feeding.
Nah.
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