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Posted on 11/28/15 at 11:32 pm to
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 11/28/15 at 11:32 pm to
How green we talking? I once shat something that appeared to be made up of 90% green highlighter.
Posted by KTownRebel
Kennesaw, GA
Member since Oct 2014
2854 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 9:27 am to
Usually that means its a food born illness. When its green
Posted by Mullet Flap
Lysdexia
Member since Jun 2015
4208 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 9:44 am to
Intestinal tract infection I believe caused by giardia
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98922 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 10:12 am to
If you've eaten anything with green, blue, or purple dyes it can turn your shite green. Or green veggies (Kale).

As others have said, if your shite is moving too fast through the poop shoot it can also be green. This can be due to an intestinal bug. If it goes on for several days or you start having other symptoms that go with it (like blood in the bowel, severe cramping, fever) go see a doc.
Posted by bubba35741
Member since Sep 2011
889 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 6:17 pm to
Grape kool-aid
Posted by icwiener
Member since Oct 2015
626 posts
Posted on 11/29/15 at 11:52 pm to
I have pooped green after eating too many green veggies on several occasions. I can provide pics, if you'd like?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 5:04 am to

Fruity Pebbles
Posted by Sabans Bagman
Member since Nov 2015
62 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 7:46 am to
prove it
Posted by MIZZOU_JP
Member since Apr 2015
1813 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:15 am to
When life gives you green poop, make green shistikas
Posted by PurpleandGeauld
Florence, TX
Member since Oct 2013
5171 posts
Posted on 12/2/15 at 4:50 pm to
KABOOM cereal is guaranteed to do it (do they still make that though?)
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4769 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:14 am to
Have you drank any blue gatorade or powerade lately.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55224 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:20 am to
I'm not reading the other responses


But has anyone mentioned Gatorade?

Drink a large bottle of Gatorade, you are guaranteed green poop
Posted by DesignTiger
Buford, Georgia
Member since Jun 2011
1518 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:55 am to
Grape flavored anything.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21102 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:19 am to
I had baby green poop after Thanksgiving. Spinach and other veggie load.

Wish I could poop right now; too much meat and alcohol yesterday.
This post was edited on 12/3/15 at 10:21 am
Posted by DynastyDawg
Relf-Coast
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:43 am to
quote:

Grape kool-aid


Racist
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 6:30 pm to
I had it a couple times. It was in high school after this weird pre-workout worked its way through my body. I stopped taking it after that.

To your question, I don't believe green poop is a bad thing. Bloody poop is.
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