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re: GOAT Queen … wait, let me rephrase that.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 2:05 pm to TigerPanzer
Posted on 5/13/15 at 2:05 pm to TigerPanzer
Catherine was a skank hooker who also the same bitch that fricked everything up in what is now turkey centuries ago
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Posted on 5/13/15 at 2:08 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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Plus her and cleopatra were the same person.
Boudicca of Britannia and Cleopatra of Egypt?
You've confused me there Eddie.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 2:19 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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Catherine was a skank hooker
Meh. So she liked to frick, don't we all? And dem titties.
Plus she did more to bring the influence of Western culture and civilization to bear on backward Russia than anyone before or since. That counts too I guess, although not as much as her fricking rack.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 2:26 pm to scrooster
No, Liz 1 and Cleopatra.
I know, I know dates are a little off. But the calendars got a fricked up and pretty much every historian is wrong (probably wrong, or potentially wrong depending on how you look at it).
I'll give you a full outline of who is who and when is when after I get home and look at my notes.
Brief summary is that only like a decade of actual earth moving round the sum time passed between 1290 BC and 1300 AD - sorry for blowing your mind
I know, I know dates are a little off. But the calendars got a fricked up and pretty much every historian is wrong (probably wrong, or potentially wrong depending on how you look at it).
I'll give you a full outline of who is who and when is when after I get home and look at my notes.
Brief summary is that only like a decade of actual earth moving round the sum time passed between 1290 BC and 1300 AD - sorry for blowing your mind
This post was edited on 5/13/15 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 5/13/15 at 2:41 pm to TigerPanzer
Danny T
Posted on 5/13/15 at 2:50 pm to TigerPanzer
need pics of Cathy's tits to judge their awesomeness
Posted on 5/13/15 at 3:05 pm to rootisback
quote:18th Century Russia, dude. Here's a small but representative painting CTG in her prime:
need pics of Cathy's tits to judge their awesomeness
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Posted on 5/13/15 at 3:41 pm to TigerPanzer
I have always been a big fan of Eleanor of Aquitaine. She was queen of France. Led a crusade. Got that marriage annulled. Married Henry and made him King of England. No Richard the Lionhearted, Prince John, or Robin Hood without her. Maybe the richest woman that ever lived.
...and Lion in Winter is a helluva good movie.
...and Lion in Winter is a helluva good movie.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 3:45 pm to TigerPanzer
Dude, I know who Cathy the Great is -- youre the one bragging about her tits. Figured you should have to back that up.
Speaking of backing that up, she was a bit of a skank. Probably the only queen type that had rumors start that she died having sex with a horse (well not sure about F Mercury)
Speaking of backing that up, she was a bit of a skank. Probably the only queen type that had rumors start that she died having sex with a horse (well not sure about F Mercury)
Posted on 5/14/15 at 4:33 pm to TigerPanzer
Queen Latifa
Posted on 5/14/15 at 4:52 pm to TigerPanzer
Posted on 5/14/15 at 5:23 pm to TigerPanzer
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Elizabeth I, a homely virgin
Elizabeth was a lot of things. A virgin was not one of them, she did play the game like a boss tho.
Posted on 5/15/15 at 12:18 am to TigerPanzer
Bet you Lizzie wasn't actually a virgin.
Bet you she was hotter before all the leaded face paint too.
I do agree with you about Catherine though.
Bet you she was hotter before all the leaded face paint too.
I do agree with you about Catherine though.
Posted on 5/15/15 at 6:56 am to Volatile
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Bet you Lizzie wasn't actually a virgin.
In the words of freelance writer Claire Ridgway, an obessed Tudor history fan who is known for creating The Elizabeth Files’ sister site, www.theanneboleynfiles.com:
"...I for one believe that Elizabeth died a virgin. I believe that she was a passionate woman and that she fell in love a few times but that she always put her country first and saw herself as married to England, she could not risk her country for a man."
This is my view of the matter, although I further believe that, due to certain traumatic events in her life, including the beheading of her mother for having illicit sex affairs, Elizabeth was essentially sex-averse--if not a vrigin, a horrible lay to be sure, one that could hardly incent a normal man to want more.
Posted on 5/15/15 at 7:12 am to TigerPanzer
Queen B
Posted on 5/15/15 at 8:50 am to cas4t
It occurs to me that I'm arguing over which broad is hotter: a 400-year-old dead broad or a 200-year-old dead broad. Jesus, what a fricked up person I am.
And yet, not entirely lacking in self-esteem.
And yet, not entirely lacking in self-esteem.
Posted on 5/15/15 at 4:12 pm to TigerPanzer
Boxxy, queen of the internet.
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