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Posted by Armymann50
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Posted on 4/9/23 at 7:39 am


Today in History: April 9

0193 In the Balkans, the distinguished soldier Septimius Severus is proclaimed emperor by the army in Illyricum.

1454 The city states of Venice, Milan and Florence sign a peace agreement at Lodi, Italy.

1682 Robert La Salle claims lower Mississippi River and all lands that touch it for France.

1731 British Captain Robert Jenkins loses an ear to a band of Spanish brigands, starting a war between Britain and Spain: The War of Jenkins' Ear.

1865 General Robert E. Lee surrenders his rebel forces to Union Gen. Ulysses S. Grant at Appomattox Courthouse, Va.

1942 In the Battle of Bataan, American and Filipino forces are overwhelmed by the Japanese Army.

1950 Comedian Bob Hope makes his first television appearance.

1963 Winston Churchill becomes the first honorary U.S. citizen.

1970 Paul McCartney announces the official break-up of the Beatles.

2003 Baghdad falls to U.S. forces, ending the Invasion of Iraq, but resulting in widespread looting

2021 Uganda opposition party National Unity Platform Party, headed by Bobi Wine, claims 623 people have been abducted and tortured by the government of President Yoweri Museveni

Born on April 9

1879 W.C. Fields (William Claude Dukenfield), comedian and actor.

1926 Hugh Hefner, founder and publisher of Playboy magazine.

Joke of the Day
How bout a blowjob?

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's arse and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....And she's always sound asleep."


This post was edited on 4/9/23 at 7:42 am
Posted by Rockbrc
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Posted on 4/9/23 at 8:32 am to
Good morning
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 4/9/23 at 10:58 am to
quote:

2003 Baghdad falls to U.S. forces, ending the Invasion of Iraq, but resulting in widespread looting



So what was 2003 to 2011 considered?

We invaded Iraq for 8 years

If you walk over an acre of land you've never walked on, you're new to that acre of land
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 4/9/23 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

So what was 2003 to 2011 considered?



target practice
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 4/10/23 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

Bob Hope

Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 9:40 am to



i'm lazy frick today this is all you get
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 11:00 am to



Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 2:15 pm to
yup it does not change unless a democrat is in the white house.
Posted by OK Roughneck
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 6:01 pm to
Good Evening All
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