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Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 11:58 am to
quote:

Who is then?


Well I was scared of this:
quote:

If you say your wife, I'm going to have to commit a hate crime.
, so Imma have to plead the 5th on this one
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35642 posts
Posted on 1/17/14 at 12:18 pm to
You weren't necessarily the minority I was going to beat with a 2x4.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/17/14 at 12:40 pm to
Well, my name is Toby at any rate, just to be on the safe side
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
Member since Nov 2011
23334 posts
Posted on 1/17/14 at 1:03 pm to


Look I love my wife and she knows it but she also knows if Scarlett Johansson shows up today at work wanting to ravish me she will just have to understand

Exhibit A:



Exhibit B:



I rest my case
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35642 posts
Posted on 1/17/14 at 1:11 pm to
Dem Titties
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21225 posts
Posted on 1/17/14 at 1:17 pm to
I would do stuff to her butthole.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/17/14 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Look I love my wife and she knows it but she also knows if Scarlett Johansson shows up today at work wanting to ravish me she will just have to understand


Substitute Emma Stone and that's exactly what I tell Mrs T
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
Member since Nov 2011
23334 posts
Posted on 1/17/14 at 3:35 pm to
Emma seems to me like a little girl though

Scarlett's a grown arse woman
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 1/17/14 at 4:44 pm to
Fartboxes would be tongue punched.

What's up? Only worked a partial shift today. Gotta work on getting my resume out this weekend. Might be moving soon if I do get one of the jobs.
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