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re: Give me a good reason to drink alcohol

Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:13 am to
Posted by Person of interest
The Hill
Member since Jan 2014
1786 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:13 am to
quote:

I just chuckled to myself at the thought of you watching Arkansas football for the last two years sober.


^^^This!
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
7677 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:29 am to
1. Crutch for a lack of self confidence
2. Having a shitty life
3. Can use the "beer goggles" excuse because they can't pull anything higher than a 4.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61622 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:04 am to
quote:

Give me a good reason to drink alcohol


You arrived at the party late. She is the last one left. your gonna need it brah. Be brave.


Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
7677 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:20 am to
Would just go home empty-handed. Well...kinda.
Posted by AUrhys34
Atlanta, GA
Member since May 2014
85 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 11:52 am to
Because it tastes good.
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 12:12 pm to
“I drink to make other people more interesting.”
- Ernest Hemingway
This post was edited on 8/8/14 at 12:09 pm
Posted by samson'sseed
Augusta
Member since Aug 2013
2070 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:23 pm to
Because it makes you feel better.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8128 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

there are few things better than a nice buzz on a cool fall Saturday while tailgating.



This
Posted by blzr
Keeneland
Member since Mar 2011
30098 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 9:46 pm to
Because it's awesome and fun
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 10:59 pm to
quote:

legit, wise/smart reason to drink alcohol


There is none. Drinking is dumb. It just also happens to be really, really fun.
Posted by PintobeansnCornbread
Member since Jan 2014
319 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 12:42 am to
The more you drink the better she looks, at least it works for me.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260206 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 12:46 am to
quote:

When people drink, they're not themselves.


They are themselves. I'd say sobriety hides the real person.
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
18616 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 2:07 am to
quote:

They are themselves. I'd say sobriety hides the real person.


I am the opposite. When I am sober, I am brutally honest. When I am drunk, I don't give a shite and love everyone.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 7:58 am to
Any SEC rivalry football saturday is a good reason to drink.

If its the TSIO, WLOCP, DSOR, IB, etc...or ANY LSU game, its a good reason to get lit.
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 11:57 am to
quote:

I just chuckled to myself at the thought of you watching Arkansas football for the last two years sober.


Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 12:41 pm to
Just do it so you can form your own opinion. You have preconceived notions that no one has after they have drank alcohol. Just go to the store and pick up a six pack. Go home. Drink at all as fast as you can.
Posted by AUbused
Member since Dec 2013
7771 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

t just also happens to be really, really fun.


That makes it not dumb.
Posted by AUbused
Member since Dec 2013
7771 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

The more you drink the better she looks


And addendum:

The more she drinks, the more shite she is willing to try. (e.g. PIIHB)
This post was edited on 8/8/14 at 3:39 pm
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 4:10 pm to
Why hasn't OP returned to the thread yet?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 4:15 pm to
Probably inebriated
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