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re: Girl blows .347 after getting arrested for trying to get on the field

Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:44 pm to
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145085 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:44 pm to
no means yes, yes means anal
Posted by Ferg03
Alabama
Member since Nov 2008
52 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:46 pm to
Fraternity house + goldeneye007 = 0.563 GPA for one semester for me. My transcript from college is the fricking alphabet.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21210 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

My transcript from college is the fricking alphabet.

Same here but hey, at least we got our diplomas!
Posted by plutonium55
Chernobyl Former USSR
Member since Mar 2010
2969 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 1:56 pm to
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She would have put me to shame on the "el captain" cruise, M


I once saw a guy drink 7 long island teas on a carnival cruise at dinner.
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

0.563 GPA for one semester


Can't say I've screwed up that bad. Not yet anyway.
Posted by DonDraper
OTP
Member since Mar 2012
1407 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 2:30 pm to
Lived 2 years in my fraternity house. What also make it difficult is that whenever anyone comes over its always to party.

Any UA Betas ITT?
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58112 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 10:28 pm to
Love at first mugshot
Posted by Ferg03
Alabama
Member since Nov 2008
52 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

Plutonium55


Sounds like one serious badass. BTW do you have a fork?
Posted by Ferg03
Alabama
Member since Nov 2008
52 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 10:58 pm to
quote:

15sammy34


Soon.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:02 pm to
Damn

Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/2/13 at 11:06 pm to
So a girl blew a midget and this made the news because???
This post was edited on 9/3/13 at 11:24 am
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75395 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 11:17 am to
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Girl blows .347 after getting arrested for trying to get on the field
at the Iowa game.




Although, I can't say I blame her knowing how they played against NIU
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75395 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 11:18 am to
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For this lovely Saturday morning I will be eating wine for breakfast
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 11:45 am to
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Why do I feel like most of the folks talking about how awesome she sounds haven't been around that type of crowd in a while?


This.
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14723 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 11:51 am to
Would not feel bad 1 bit having sex with her sober while she was blowing a .347
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 11:58 am to
quote:

Would not feel bad 1 bit having sex with her sober while she was blowing a .347



Don't worry if she is that bad of a alcoholic, then most of Iowa has beaten you to the punch.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 12:51 pm to
I'm so glad I never lived in the fraternity house. I would have failed out by my junior year instead of just taking a victory lap
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5223 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 12:59 pm to
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Posted by Alahunter I see one of the following in her near future:
death by alcohol poisoning
death by drunk driving sexually assaulted
victim of domestic violence
reality show


No, I think it's more likely that she is the aggressor of domestic violence. I'll bet this girl is all kinds of crazy.
Posted by randystewart
Alexandria, VA
Member since Jul 2010
717 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

It's CRAZY how much worse a hangover gets as you approach 30..


No doubt. If I get real hammered now, I can barely move for the next two days. Back in the day, all I needed was a short nap and a Gatorade to bounce back.
Posted by DonDraper
OTP
Member since Mar 2012
1407 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

I would have failed out by my junior year instead of just taking a victory lap


Being on campus makes it easier not to bail on class, but yeah it definitely didnt help my GPA, and also added on a few thousand to my out-of-state student loans. So there's that.
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