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re: Gimme some fresh rap one-liners
Posted on 3/12/15 at 8:15 am to Spirit Of Aggieland
Posted on 3/12/15 at 8:15 am to Spirit Of Aggieland
I know you asked for one liners, sorry bout that. But I just love this whole passage, I couldn't narrow it down to just a line or two.
quote:
Heine Dark drinker, represent the thinker
my pen rides the paper, it even has blinkers.
Think I'll dim the lights and inhale, it stimulates
floating like I'm on the north 95 interstate.
Never plan to stop, when I write my hand is hot
and expand a lot from the Wiz to Camelot.
The parlayer, I'll make ya heads bop pah,
I shine a light on perpetrators like a cop's car.
From day to night I play the mic and you'll thank God
I wreck shite so much the microphone'll need a paint job
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 8:26 am to Spirit Of Aggieland
she got a big booty
so I call her big booty
-2 Chainz (but I got me a few on)
so I call her big booty
-2 Chainz (but I got me a few on)
Posted on 3/12/15 at 8:27 am to cas4t
All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe. - tity boi
This post was edited on 3/12/15 at 8:28 am
Posted on 3/12/15 at 8:32 am to BowlJackson
Because I've been trying to work it out.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 8:32 am to KSGamecock
turn the cameltoe into casserole- tity boi
I wish a ninja would (wood) like a kitchen cabinet- 2 chainz
I wish a ninja would (wood) like a kitchen cabinet- 2 chainz
This post was edited on 3/12/15 at 8:34 am
Posted on 3/12/15 at 9:03 am to Spirit Of Aggieland
I enjoy coitus with less than reputable women.
I suck at this rap thing
I suck at this rap thing
Posted on 3/12/15 at 9:07 am to Spirit Of Aggieland
And love is evol,
Spell it backwards I'll show Ya
Spell it backwards I'll show Ya
Posted on 3/12/15 at 9:13 am to Spirit Of Aggieland
Today, I didn't even have to use my AK / I gotta say it was a good day ... shite.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 9:28 am to JacketFan77
See I'mma let you know who the best by the hour/
Just like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower.
Just like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 9:29 am to crispyUGA
I'm blowing on gas like a fiddle.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 10:12 am to WareagleTD
I did it like this,
I did it like that,
I did it with a whiffle ball bat
I did it like that,
I did it with a whiffle ball bat
Posted on 3/13/15 at 9:43 pm to Spirit Of Aggieland
Heard this song on the radio and made me think of this thread and Dak.
Bring her round these slums, ya hoe will get slayed.
Bring her round these slums, ya hoe will get slayed.
Posted on 3/14/15 at 2:39 am to WareagleTD
If you know like I know
You don't wanna step to this
You don't wanna step to this
Posted on 3/14/15 at 2:53 am to Spirit Of Aggieland
1,2,3,4.... get yo woman on the floor....gotta gotta get up to get down, gotta gotta get up to get down.
Posted on 3/14/15 at 3:24 am to Spirit Of Aggieland
And I'm a continue to put the rap down, put the mack down
And if you bitches talk shite, I'll have ta' put the smack down.
And if you bitches talk shite, I'll have ta' put the smack down.
Posted on 3/14/15 at 5:26 am to CroakaBait
Hey yo fat girl,
Come here are you ticklish?
Come here are you ticklish?
Posted on 3/14/15 at 2:55 pm to WG_Dawg
OP said fresh. Y'all are coming with mummified shite. Lol
Posted on 3/14/15 at 3:16 pm to Spirit Of Aggieland
Collect hoes like pokemon
When I poke em I get squirtled on
When I poke em I get squirtled on
Posted on 3/14/15 at 5:00 pm to Jon Ham
I be stompin' hoes on da flo at Mickey Ds
I got yo special sauce, call me Big Mac, pleeze
I got yo special sauce, call me Big Mac, pleeze
Posted on 3/14/15 at 5:35 pm to Spirit Of Aggieland
8734536 just got a call from yo bitch
I just came from the county girl that ain't no belly
I ain't never fricked Wayne I ain't never fricked drake if I did I make eat my pussy like a cupcake
I like my girls bbw.. The kind that will suck you dry then eat lunch with you
Whoever is hittin it ain't hittin right because she sounds like she need dick in her life
I just came from the county girl that ain't no belly
I ain't never fricked Wayne I ain't never fricked drake if I did I make eat my pussy like a cupcake
I like my girls bbw.. The kind that will suck you dry then eat lunch with you
Whoever is hittin it ain't hittin right because she sounds like she need dick in her life
This post was edited on 3/14/15 at 5:43 pm
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