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For my 22,222nd post, I'd like to ask what the Republicans are doing for 2016

Posted on 5/30/15 at 8:43 am
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 8:43 am
Do they even want to win this election? They don't have a single viable candidate at this point. Not one. The front runner for the Republican nomination is Jeb Bush.

Are you fricking kidding me? The Bush whose biggest accomplishment is not being quite as dumb as his brother? Please nominate Bush, it would save Hillary A LOT of money.

I just read this morning that Bernie Sanders has more support right now than any Republican candidate, and he's a major long shot to even compete with Hillary. Let that sink in Republitards.

Here's to at least four more years of a Democrat in the White House comrades!
Posted by Agforlife
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 8:46 am to
We are looking g for a pregnant midget to run
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 8:50 am to
So it's true, you don't want to win. I figured as much.
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 8:55 am to
Need to update the list

Stonehog hates:

Midgets
African Americans
White males
Christians
Jews
Asians
Republicans/former governors of Florida?
Honoring bets
This post was edited on 5/30/15 at 9:48 am
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 8:56 am to
Go frick yourself Sarge, I don't hate any of those groups.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 8:58 am to
well the republicans are just the same as the dems. its really all one big party named MAGMA. The republican side keeps the religious retards in their vote slave farms while the democrats keep the minorities on their vote plantations.
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 8:58 am to
It is well documented, I'm not judging, just trying to keep up with the list.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:01 am to
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:03 am to
I didn't know that you Vladimir Putin types were so sensitive, sorry
Posted by heartbreakTiger
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:04 am to
he probably hates Putin because Putin is a bully
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:05 am to
No he probably closely identifies with Putin, although I haven't seen pics of Stonehog shooting a bear yet.
Posted by UMRealist
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:08 am to
quote:

Republicans/former governors of Florida?

This was added to the list many moons ago.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:10 am to
Nah, Putin is way too alpha and cis for stone to not hate.
Posted by Agforlife
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:11 am to
quote:

he probably closely identifies with Putin, although I haven't seen pics of Stonehog shooting a bear yet.





We'll I for one want to see a pic of Stonehog shirtless on a horse or at least my inner Aggie does
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:14 am to
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:18 am to
Republicans should really start taking these presidential elections more seriously. Then they wouldn't have to piss and moan all the time like children with skinned knees.

Eight years ago, they said "Barack HUSSEIN Obama? He'll NEVER win with a name like that. And he's BLACK!" They went on to nominate one of the worst tickets in history and Palin embarrassed the entire party.

Then they got a forgettable Mormon that invented Obamacare.

Now their stance is "Hillary is a woman, lol." Meanwhile she's building an unstoppable juggernaut and the Republicans' best option is Jeb Bush.

They're about to lose 3 straight.
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:18 am to
quote:

Nah, Putin is way too alpha and cis for stone to not hate.


I'm confused, so not only does Stonehog hate every person, race, or group that's not like him, but he also hates people that are just like him?
Posted by wartiger2004
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:23 am to
Don't forget he hates honoring ban bets like a bytch
Posted by 3nOut
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Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:27 am to
quote:

Frequently cited by journalists, public officials and researchers, the independent Quinnipiac University Poll regularly surveys residents in Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Iowa, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia and nationwide about political races, state and national elections, and issues of public concern, such as schools, taxes, transportation, municipal services and the environment.


So they take Florida (with their former Governor in the race) and a bunch of NE Midwest states that elect the likes of Boehner and expect that to be representative of the republican base.

Seems legit.
Posted by WhitewaterDawg
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 9:31 am to
Kill yourself
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