re: Fitty Shades Of Grey

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There is nothing more awesome than a woman comfortable with her sexuality and really being open minded about it.

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Word. I've learned that 2 margaritas obtains that in the casa de Out tonight.

This whole thread is a spoiler.

Ruined it for me.

RA'd.

Brought back some memories of some gals I've banged though.

There was thus one, I'll call her Gilly for short. Looked like that British gal, Fionna something, in Staying Alive. Looked just exactly like her.

Gilly had a squirty va jay jay. Big nipples too ... like pencil erasers. Rub'em a little and she would turn to mush.

Here's a fact.

God played a trick on all of us.

Men peak between 16-26ish.

Women don't peak until they are in their 30s.

Then they read books like Fifty Shades of Gray ... while men start watching porn.

It's all fricked up.

Then comes menopause.

Life's a bitch.

Read all of the books with Mrs. T, and will probably go see the movie when it comes out.

The books ain't Shakespeare, but they were never meant to be, so we enjoyed them for what they were.

Not a big Shades fan, but if it's your thing you should watch Secretary with your lady friends.

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She let the freak out

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I wish

We were actually reading them "together" while we were separated due to her being at training awhile back.

And yeah I've heard about that, Belle. Haven't checked it out yet, though.

Oh, Maggie Gyllenhaal is in it?

Do not want

She was the only thing wrong with TDK. That girl is not attractive to me.

I'm biased towards brunettes named "Katie," obviously

books are shite. typical housewife fodder.

female friend of mine handed me her phone (which had the e-version on it) and I read like 100 pages before declaring the book to be shite.

If you wanna enjoy the book, you gotta do what Tbird said and just enjoy it for what it is: shite.