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Extreme form of dealing with constipation

Posted on 11/15/15 at 12:01 pm
Posted by The Silverback
Neptune
Member since May 2013
2036 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 12:01 pm
I knew this man who was 74 years old. He smoked all every 30 minutes. He also drank coffee all day long. And once he lost his false teeth, he ate chocolate cake and candy mostly

Anyway, to help with constipation, he would drink 2 tablespoons of motor oil (yes, motor oil) every other day. He had a yellow jug of this in the back with him at work every day

Anyone ever heard of doing something like this?
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46415 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 12:04 pm to
Sounds like that guy had a death wish he just couldn't make good on
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27184 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 12:04 pm to
I don't believe you.

Go beat a car with a baseball bat and gawk at some feet.
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 12:31 pm to
Maybe it was Castor oil, not Castrol
Posted by The Silverback
Neptune
Member since May 2013
2036 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 7:31 pm to
It smelled like chemicals, don't think it was castor oil
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90498 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

He smoked all every 30 minutes. He also drank coffee all day long.


He should have had no problem with shitting
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68468 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 8:21 pm to
Magnesium Citrate would could clean you out even if you consumed rocks and cement. That stuff is no joke.
This post was edited on 11/15/15 at 8:22 pm
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58107 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

He should have had no problem with shitting


^^^^
Posted by BallstotheWesleyWall
Swagosphere
Member since Jan 2014
9364 posts
Posted on 11/15/15 at 11:10 pm to
I knew a chick in high school whose mom went up her daughter's butt with a spoon to get it out.
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40855 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 12:05 am to
What. The. frick.

Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16174 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 6:33 am to
quote:

I knew a chick in high school whose mom went up her daughter's butt with a spoon to get it out.


Pics?

Not that I am in to that sort of thing. Just doing research for a friend.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17257 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 11:42 am to
picks or we call BS.

This post was edited on 11/16/15 at 11:43 am
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16949 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 2:16 pm to
My wife is a nurse in a transplant unit and she has to put on gloves and pull poo out of people with forceps on a weekly basis.


So there's that
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8174 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

I knew a chick in high school whose mom went up her daughter's butt with a spoon to get it out.


Are you sure this wasn't from a website you "accidentally" ended up on?
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 7:10 pm to
Drinking motor oil? Dude was a tough mother
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

Drinking motor oil? Dude was a tough mother


I dated a chick in the 70's who used to tan with motor oil. Course then cars were cooler than computers and Al Gore had not invented the internet yet. The smell of her baking in motor oil was kind of a turn on.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

The smell of her baking in motor oil was kind of a turn on.





For real, though..back in high school and college we used to use afro-sheen to tan with.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 10:17 pm to
Howdy dear, so have you reversed your sig pics? going from nice in the last one to this one?

FWIW, I liked the other one.

As for women, they spend all this money on perfumes when a small bottle of vanilla extract is way cheaper and much more effective.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

Howdy dear, so have you reversed your sig pics? going from nice in the last one to this one?

FWIW, I liked the other one.

As for women, they spend all this money on perfumes when a small bottle of vanilla extract is way cheaper and much more effective.





You liked the plain old "gamecock girl" one to this one? See the gif i posted to you.

I don't spend $$ on perfume, sweetie. I have this naturally sweet, alluring smell w/o any help at all.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 11/16/15 at 10:24 pm to
quote:

I have this naturally sweet, alluring smell w/o any help at all.


So you are saying you smell like a good bourbon?
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