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re: Cute girl at work asked to use my pen twice today
Posted on 12/11/14 at 11:51 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 12/11/14 at 11:51 pm to BowlJackson
She stole your credit card number. She is swiping your card while you are touching your peepee.
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Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:02 am to BowlJackson
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:00 am to Tiguar
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She wants the bic.
Posted on 12/12/14 at 5:15 am to BowlJackson
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Pen is TWO letters away from penis
He said Penis
Posted on 12/12/14 at 7:22 am to Henry Jones Jr
Aw man :(
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:20 am to BowlJackson
It's time for some arts and crafts. Color your junk to look like your standard office pen. And next time she asks you, just whip it out into her hand. Similar to the hole in the popcorn bucket at the movies technique,but retrofitted for office use
Posted on 12/12/14 at 9:20 am to CheeseburgerEddie
Stab her in the neck and express your love.
Posted on 12/12/14 at 10:54 am to Vols&Shaft83
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Indubitably
Posted on 12/12/14 at 11:00 am to BowlJackson
piihb
Posted on 12/12/14 at 1:06 pm to Tiguar
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She wants the bic
Posted on 12/12/14 at 7:56 pm to BowlJackson
andby pen u mean penis?
Posted on 12/12/14 at 8:42 pm to BowlJackson
She wants you bad -- real bad. Time to lay the wood...
Posted on 12/12/14 at 10:36 pm to BowlJackson
I'll take "The Penis Mightier" for $500, Alex.
Posted on 12/12/14 at 11:41 pm to rootisback
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She wants you bad -- real bad. Time to lay the wood...
I'll give it a go on Monday. I need time to rejuvenate my splooge reserves after tonight's Guschamp fapping. If I'm rejected then it's okay because she's just a temp and I'll get her fired.
Posted on 12/13/14 at 11:32 am to Tiguar
Posted on 12/13/14 at 11:39 am to BowlJackson
Oh no. That busted guy at work probably thinks I want the peen after asking to borrow his pen. Twice.
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