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re: Could you longterm date an 8.5 or 9 who holds her fork or spoon overhanded?

Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:53 am to
Posted by Aux Arc
SW Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:53 am to
quote:

solid 8.5-9
quote:

She holds her fork or spoon overhanded


This drops her to a 6.5-7. It's likely an indication of other annoying habits that drop her below a 5.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:05 am to
What about chop sticks?
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60119 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:08 am to
I typically assume people who hold their fork in said manner are special needs











Short answer- yes I would get over it
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10564 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 10:50 am to
It would depend on how I rate her blowjobs.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 10/16/14 at 11:06 am to
that would just mean she was Russian.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 10/16/14 at 11:14 am to
I couldn't be with someone who wouldn't change something like that for me.
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
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Posted on 10/16/14 at 3:19 pm to
Could not handle that for more than 30 minutes - shite is sick.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
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Posted on 10/16/14 at 3:40 pm to
Eat sandwiches or pizza.

Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 3:40 pm to
I think her sloped forehead and back hair would be much more of a concern.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 10/16/14 at 3:42 pm to
I'd learn to live with it.

If she used a fork in this manner, however....

Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18495 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 3:49 pm to
If she holds a fork like that she is likely a pig and that would be annoying as frick too...
Posted by DaBama
Helena, AL
Member since Oct 2011
1629 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

It would depend on how I rate her blowjobs.


Ding!
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 10/16/14 at 4:15 pm to
Couple things:


quote:

-You'd have to take her out with your friends or family to publicly eat 3 times a week.



That seems a bit excessive, I mean, who the frick does this???


and:


Does she have any other annoying habits?
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21093 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 4:20 pm to
I'm consistently amazed by how many competent, relatively successful adults don't know how to use silverware. There's one attorney that I just can't help but watch eat whenever we have to meet for lunch. He uses the fork as a simple stabbing tool to propel every last bite of food into his mouth. Talking the whole time, of course.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 10/16/14 at 4:27 pm to
Nope, these genetics probably show up in the progeny

Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 10/16/14 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

There's one attorney that I just can't help but watch eat whenever we have to meet for lunch. He uses the fork as a simple stabbing tool to propel every last bite of food into his mouth. Talking the whole time, of course.




Posted by Stacked
Member since Apr 2012
5675 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

That seems a bit excessive, I mean, who the frick does this???


Yes, it's excessive, but that's the rules. Hell, getting a 9 to date some of the guys here is excessive, but that's a part of the hypothetical.

You get to have a 9, but you have to eat out 3 times a week with people you care about while she overhand silverware eats.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54621 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 4:40 pm to
What is wrong with this? With the fork in the middle you can immerse the whole cookie without getting milk on your finger.

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Have you never used a party fork to dip doughnuts?

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 10/16/14 at 4:47 pm to
Yes, I could manage.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21093 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 4:49 pm to
In the first pic, the Oreo is going to fall apart on your shirt.

In the second, wtf are you dipping that in? I've heard of truck drivers dunking donuts in coffee, but that's just a side effect of the meth.
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